Archive for March, 2006

Subtlety. Not My Bag.

I’ve been accused of many things. Half of them are true, the other half help keep the mysterious factor going for me and I’m ok with that. For instance: I have an average voice. But you don’t want me singing karoke unless the evening begins with shots of tequila. Then, I’m really good. My height [...]

My Love Affair With Q-Tips

The last time my husband went to the store (he’s in training to be a better househusband and is doing a fabulous job) he bought the cheap brand of cotton swabs. Can you say UNACCEPTABLE? We’ve all been complaining about how much they suck and how we really need to get to the store to [...]

Custom List: Take Your Cuppa & Go Visit This

Take Your Cuppa & Go Visit This Postcard Secrets: Bring tissues PubSub: Vanity. Pure Vanity. Starbucks: Should you tire of my descriptions, see for youself. Jamaican Coffee: I accept gifts. They take Visa. Match made in heaven. HomeStarRunner: My kids think it’s funny Gizoogle: Laugh. Search. Laugh some more. BlogHer: My feminist slip is showing. [...]

Of Tattoos, Parades, and Hair

Pay no attention to the zit on his leg, but you may not want to look directly into the eye of Betty, the hot chick displayed in this tattoo. Ten extra credit points for knowing where this is from (prior to further reading). Why would I begin a photo essay with a tattoo on a [...]

I Thought It Was Funny

This mutually beneficial relationship I have with my husband is of no use if he doesn’t get my funny jokes. This symbiotic affair just won’t work if I must explain things to him. He’s really cute, though. Sunday’s requisite nap was much needed after a depressing weekend of failed exams and too much work to [...]

Sex Ed Conversations

I am not to be blamed for the types of conversations that go on in my office, but let me qualify all statements herein: I share an office with two men. Sam and Pat (How ambiguous are those names? You wouldn’t know they were men unless I said so.) have their moments where they do [...]

I’ll Do Anything For Free Coffee

Someone (who is helping me decipher the hidden language of cameras) did a nice thing. A really nice thing. Actually, that’s plural, but I won’t go into the lurid details. Mostly because it will just gnaw at you NOT to know what those other things are. He referred me to Boca Java to help earn [...]

Memes All Around

Tagged by the inimitable and well-read Zeldafitz (who I’m having a blast reading, so check her out) as well as the incredible, boisterous Belinda (who is going to maul me at the BlogHer conference – this is already agreed upon and even encouraged) I must oblige these incredible writers who make a great read. But… [...]

Book List

Nikki Grimes: Bronx Masquerade Esme Raji Codell: Educating Esme Christopher Paolini: Eragon Pam Muñoz Ryan: Esperanza Rising Beverley Naidoo: Journey to Jo’Burg Sharon Creech: Love That Dog Jerry Spinelli: Maniac Magee Karen Hesse: Out of the Dust Esme Raji Codell: Sahara Special Esme Raji Codell: Sing a Song of Tuna Fish Lois Lowry: The Giver [...]

I’ve Been Challenged

My dear sweet Morgan, who is all of 11 and full of himself, has challenged me to a rematch on last night’s tickle fight. Morgan: Mom. You think you man enough to take me? Me: What? Are you crazy? I’m like… the TICKLE QUEEN. You want a piece of me? Morgan: No. I want the [...]

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