Archive for April, 2006

Maybe It’s Gas, But…

…I can’t stop freaking out about this statistics class. Every Thursday afternoon it’s the same thing: pain, doubling over, slightly agitated. It will be over soon. That’s what I keep telling myself. When the deputy superintendent beckons you to a meeting about reading data on your district, you go to it. There’s no getting out [...]

Fibonacci Doggerel

Cuppa the Day – I’m lazy today. All of my coffee was bought from change found in the bottom of my purse and the crumpled dollars from my pockets. A house latte from Panera started off the school day. It had been a long time since I had one and it was good. After school [...]

Turn Back Now

Cuppa the Day – I don’t deserve such kindness, but a certain someone sent me coffee from Africa. That Flying Purple Moose wanted me to have her Tanzanian coffee so badly that she sent it from Africa. AFRICA! I’m not worthy of such international hospitality and it’s questionable whether or not I deserve domestic hospitality, [...]

Best Thing I Heard All Day

It was one of those days. Upon leaving the house for work I decided to apply the perfume in the car because it would also make the car smell good. I dropped the bottle of EXPENSIVE PERFUME on the front porch where it cracked and spilled all over the place. The bad news is that [...]

Mocha’s Magical Kingdom

Cuppa the Day – Kennimus got in trouble over the weekend. This is evidenced by two things: 1) the fact that he just kissed my legs before covering them up and 2) the fact that he made coffee for me two days in a row. The first day was good and he really was just [...]

That Reminds Me…

There have been some strange events of late that I have to write down before I forget them. First of all, whenever I put on mascara (this is not a picture of me putting on mascara) and I get to my left eye, I sneeze three times in a row. It messes up the mascara [...]

All Hail The Queen

Cuppa the Day – Well, it’s hot weather here today. And you know what that means. That’s right! Iced coffee! Iced coffee made with a mixture of Boca Java‘s Blogs of Bravery (which I like and is nice and strong) and their Pajama Passion blend (which is weaker and not as good) and it turned [...]

I’m One Hip Mommy. And I Blog. And I Contradict.

My lurrrrvely daughter is home from college for Easter and we do everything fast and furious when she’s here. A record 5 minutes passed before all three children and I hopped in the mom-mobile (which, I’m proud to say is no longer a mini-van, but a cool, earth-friendly, mini-SUV that gets way better gas mileage) [...]

Todd Says I Can Tell You This

Cuppa the Day – Why mess with a good thing? I had another cuppa Ethiopian from Peet’s this morning. It’s nearing the afternoon slump and a nap is to be had. IT JUST HAS TO BE HAD. Brewing currently is the Boot Up Blend from Boca Java. Bruce sent a challenge yesterday with prizes so [...]

Master Morgan Teaches Momma

Normally my youngest child doesn’t try to take advantage of me. But there are some things we’ve known about this boy since birth. He will be the one who eats us out of house and home. He will be the one who argues with us and tries to get in the last word, even if [...]

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