It’s official. Not only does McDonald’s offer their new premium blend (which they need to define as “tastes like ass”), but Dave over at Blogography agrees: Ass Coffee should be seen as such.
Thanks, Dave! I’m pretty sure they’re going to contact me soon to be a spokesperson for their coffee and then I’ll be rolling in the dough. I can see it now: “If McMocha Likes Our Coffee, So Will You! (ba-da-bop-ba-baaaahhh) She’s Loving It!”
You, in the meantime, need to stop working so hard and come over and play on the X-Box360 with Kennimus.
I’ll make snacks. You like butter, right?
Right.
Just not butt. Or Ass Coffee.
June 24, 2006 @ 4:52 am | Filed under Uncategorized | Permalink |
Jeannie Henderson Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 5:31 am
LMAssO! Stopped by for a cup of coffee and I’m leaving with a saucer of humor! Thanks for the wake up call!
Dave2 Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 5:49 am
I know that I am taking my life into my own hands here… but I haven’t tried McAss because I don’t drink coffee. I’m just ASSuming that you are correct, because you’re the coffee expert. McTragic, is it not?
J to the Wall Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 5:54 am
You know…if you didn’t drink coffee it couldn’t be an issue!!!
P.S.
When can I come get my shoes???
Dana Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 6:06 am
The logo?? RAWKS!!! And thanks to McMochy — I can’t get the ba-da-bop-ba-daaaaaa out of my head……UGH. I’m hating it!
Kevin Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 7:08 am
Bwahahahahahha! Ask and I shall receive, eh?
Jess Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 7:51 am
I was just wondering if I can get some cheese with my cuppa ass?
Elizabeth Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 7:55 am
HA-what Dana said! Thanks for the much-needed laugh.
Siobhan Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 9:12 am
I love the site. Very cool. I’ve never had coffee at MickyD’s, but there is this litte diner down the street from my house that has great food but horrible coffee! I can never even finish a cup. Currently I am drinking Espresso roast with a little Kona. I don’t even use a coffe maker anymore. My danish daughter brought me a french press when she came to visit in January and I only use it anymore. It makes a great cuppa!!
mtcutie Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 11:09 am
Too funny!
You know they lost a multi-million dollar law suit because of their coffee… remember that stupid woman that didn’t know coffee was hot?
Maybe she didn’t really burn herself accidentally… she just thought that she should be compensated for tasting ass when it wasn’t what she ordered??
Maybe? Perhaps?
Hugs,
Mt
Jeff Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 2:54 pm
I like cream and sugar with my coffee. But if I bought a cup of McAss where exactly am I supposed to put it?
kelli Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 3:07 pm
That is too funny…even for someone like me that doesn’t drink coffee (:0)
I have a question on my site, and I would like your opinion (and any one else that would like to drop by). Yes…unfortunately it has to do with school (and it’s summer…go figure! I forgot we don’t do anything during the summer!)
Thanks!
The Lilac Penguin Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 4:55 pm
You should know better… Mc Koffee is to Halenut roasted Costa rican Cafe au latte as Boone’s farm sparkle peach wine is to a Rothchild la feit…
Nice to have you stop by. I have missed you!!! and let me clearify, I ‘bought the tickets to Tut and Petty”… I am in Milwaukee on the 29th (Petty and Pearl Jam and a run through the new wing of the art Museam..), my parents the 30th till the 5th Family fun and fireworks), Chicago on the 6th (Tut, field muesum, Art Muesum addition, a walk around water tower and then the Sears at 10:00 to see the lights), Madison On the 7th ( I have a lecture to attend on building better school buildings), and back with the ‘rents untill the 9th when I have to fly back to my real life as an archiholic…
SherrySherry Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 6:22 pm
Hey that was funny! I don’t drink coffee and that McAss makes me never want to (hahahahaha). Enjoy the weekend!
Josh Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 6:36 pm
hahahahaha….that’s so funny. I’ll be waiting to see the commercials on TV…:D
Julie Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 7:12 pm
That ass coffee literally burns my stomach…sometimes I buy it when I’m in a pinch. Same as the coffee at my work… McDonald’s isn’t the only place you can get ass coffee. Awesome graphic.
NursePam Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 8:38 pm
McMocha has a nice ring to it. No?
DavidShag Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 9:42 pm
I am EAGERLY awaiting the blog wherein you describe how you found out what ass tasted like. As to your headline, You can’t have too much ass, it does seem sadly true in America - the corollary, too often ignored, is that you CAN have too much Spandex.
DavidShag Said,
June 24, 2006 @ 9:43 pm
Sorry - you said ENOUGH ass. Same thing. Still true.
Adrian Said,
June 25, 2006 @ 12:59 am
Hi,
A McAss hmm….
Just passing through, love the ‘Logo’
Adrian
notafitbabe Said,
June 25, 2006 @ 5:30 am
Haha This is a good one… glad to see I am not the only person who has a great distaste for that stuff they try to pass off as coffee…
RW Said,
June 25, 2006 @ 6:39 am
I think that actually is ass in the McMuffin…
EricAtRandom Said,
June 25, 2006 @ 7:40 pm
Well… that’s a variation of the arches I’ve never seen before! Better tan those buns if you wanna call ‘em “Golden Arches”.
Tolerable coffee’s so simple. How do they screw it up? What, do they dig through the trash at Barnie’s for the used filters?
Mom of Sweetie Said,
June 25, 2006 @ 10:07 pm
Oh there’s ass involved alright. As in, mine wasn’t the same afterwards. The ads fooled me so…looked like all kinds of goodness was goin’ on there in that cup. But you know what? I got the shits. Twice. Call me a glutton for punishment. But I went back twice. Each time with baaaad results.
jackt Said,
June 25, 2006 @ 10:51 pm
Nothing like a piping hot cup of McAss
Nora Said,
June 26, 2006 @ 2:28 pm
I had a lot of catching up to do. You have been busy girl, while I have been a laxidasical reader and blogger. (Look I have been packing okay?)
I had coffee punch at a party recently. She must not have used the McBlend since I detected no ass in the flavor.
Nora
Mocha Momma » My Week. It Was Long. Said,
August 4, 2006 @ 5:24 am
[...] When I was asked to attend a conference here at the Hamburger University at McDonald’s Office Campus (special coffee everywhere) I was apprehensive to say the least. I’m staying at ANOTHER Hyatt after checking out of a Hyatt on Monday morning. It is, surprisingly, quite a nice little conference center. I was thinking it would be a good place to do the BlogHer next year and talked to my sister, Tracy, who is an event planner. [...]