Comments on: My Kung Fu Is Strong http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/ Good to the last blog Fri, 10 Feb 2012 00:03:10 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Winged-One http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/comment-page-1/#comment-1395 Winged-One Wed, 05 Jul 2006 09:55:20 +0000 http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/#comment-1395 Kelly, my sexy wench. New computer has been installed and paid for. I am back online and am able to do whatever the hell I please. Come see me, email me, flash me... whatever. I miss you. PMSL@ Blog Fodder handing your arse to you on a platter. I would DIE if my MUM ever found my site. I mean that. She'd hang me, harrangue me for eons, mutilate, disect and quarter me. Then she'd die just so she could keep yelling at me in hell. Mwah to you, Kennimus, kids and Mom. Soggy wants to know where the pics you promised him are? LOL Kelly, my sexy wench. New computer has been installed and paid for. I am back online and am able to do whatever the hell I please. Come see me, email me, flash me… whatever. I miss you. PMSL@ Blog Fodder handing your arse to you on a platter. I would DIE if my MUM ever found my site. I mean that. She’d hang me, harrangue me for eons, mutilate, disect and quarter me. Then she’d die just so she could keep yelling at me in hell. Mwah to you, Kennimus, kids and Mom. Soggy wants to know where the pics you promised him are? LOL

]]> By: Foolish Skeptic http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/comment-page-1/#comment-1391 Foolish Skeptic Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:41:10 +0000 http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/#comment-1391 Not sure if you already knew this, but "kopi kampung" literally translated into english means "village coffee". Bit of trivia. *smiles* Not sure if you already knew this, but “kopi kampung” literally translated into english means “village coffee”.

Bit of trivia. *smiles*

]]> By: ImHir http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/comment-page-1/#comment-1368 ImHir Mon, 03 Jul 2006 14:25:12 +0000 http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/#comment-1368 So funny, my mother taught Bruce Lee(roy). Perhaps yours taught Jackie Chan. Long before they came up with WWJD, I was dealing with What Would Mommy Do TO ME? You're a brave girl, though, I've cursed in front of my mom exactly once... ONCE I tell you was PLEN-TY! She's 4'10" and every BIT as crazy as a drunken wombat in a burlap sack tied to a merry-go-round. Funny, funny lady. Oh and you are too Mocha. So funny, my mother taught Bruce Lee(roy). Perhaps yours taught Jackie Chan. Long before they came up with WWJD, I was dealing with What Would Mommy Do TO ME?
You’re a brave girl, though, I’ve cursed in front of my mom exactly once… ONCE I tell you was PLEN-TY! She’s 4’10″ and every BIT as crazy as a drunken wombat in a burlap sack tied to a merry-go-round.
Funny, funny lady. Oh and you are too Mocha.

]]> By: KC http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/comment-page-1/#comment-1363 KC Mon, 03 Jul 2006 02:18:07 +0000 http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/#comment-1363 Congrats on your movin' on up the google search! Not bad! You are always full of humor and well... hey what's a little 'shoplifting the pootie' amongst friends? Happy 4th to you and yours.... we are in the finishing touches of our Canada Day weekend celebrations (the fireworks have officially stopped freaking the shit out of my cats now... Thank you) I have one more day off before hitting a short week at work... I hope your mum pending stay with you is as excitting and as full of adventure than I envision. I am very envious because I will never get that chance with my mother. Or my father. So count your blessings dear one that she is still alive and kicking... even if it means quiet sex for a little while. Ciao bella... miss you! Come by and visit anytime now that you've cyber stalked my ass! KC Congrats on your movin’ on up the google search! Not bad! You are always full of humor and well… hey what’s a little ‘shoplifting the pootie’ amongst friends?

Happy 4th to you and yours…. we are in the finishing touches of our Canada Day weekend celebrations (the fireworks have officially stopped freaking the shit out of my cats now… Thank you) I have one more day off before hitting a short week at work…

I hope your mum pending stay with you is as excitting and as full of adventure than I envision. I am very envious because I will never get that chance with my mother. Or my father. So count your blessings dear one that she is still alive and kicking… even if it means quiet sex for a little while.

Ciao bella… miss you! Come by and visit anytime now that you’ve cyber stalked my ass!

KC

]]> By: TJ http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/comment-page-1/#comment-1361 TJ Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:56:24 +0000 http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/#comment-1361 Humor and sex. It's what's for dinner. Humor and sex. It’s what’s for dinner.

]]> By: R Burgess http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/comment-page-1/#comment-1359 R Burgess Sun, 02 Jul 2006 02:49:56 +0000 http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/#comment-1359 You should hear my mom playing MadLibs! R You should hear my mom playing MadLibs!

R

]]> By: mizangie http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/comment-page-1/#comment-1357 mizangie Sat, 01 Jul 2006 20:04:45 +0000 http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/#comment-1357 When my mother's sister was dying of cancer, my cousins kept their mom at home and nursed her themselves, with MY mom's help. After my aunt died and my mother came back home, we had this discussion: Mom: So, when I start dying are you going to take care of me like the cousins did your Aunt Pat? Me: No. I'm slappin' your ass in an old-folks home and will only visit once a week. Mom: Why would you do that? Me: Because you're a hateful woman whose mission has been to make my life miserable, and you're a bitch. Mom: C*nt!! My God I miss her... When my mother’s sister was dying of cancer, my cousins kept their mom at home and nursed her themselves, with MY mom’s help. After my aunt died and my mother came back home, we had this discussion:

Mom: So, when I start dying are you going to take care of me like the cousins did your Aunt Pat?

Me: No. I’m slappin’ your ass in an old-folks home and will only visit once a week.

Mom: Why would you do that?

Me: Because you’re a hateful woman whose mission has been to make my life miserable, and you’re a bitch.

Mom: C*nt!!

My God I miss her…

]]> By: cybilscribbles http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/comment-page-1/#comment-1355 cybilscribbles Sat, 01 Jul 2006 17:07:17 +0000 http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/#comment-1355 So what was your record on the states test? Our house record is 92%, 5 miles, and 167 seconds... Better you than me living with your mom. At our house that would last about 168 seconds. When my oldest was a toddler, he always called Mr. Rogers "Rogers". No "Mr." to be found. Have you ever heard the bizarre urban legend that Rogers was a navy seal? It is hilarious! So what was your record on the states test? Our house record is 92%, 5 miles, and 167 seconds…

Better you than me living with your mom. At our house that would last about 168 seconds.

When my oldest was a toddler, he always called Mr. Rogers “Rogers”. No “Mr.” to be found. Have you ever heard the bizarre urban legend that Rogers was a navy seal? It is hilarious!

]]> By: auntteamals http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/comment-page-1/#comment-1351 auntteamals Sat, 01 Jul 2006 08:15:31 +0000 http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/#comment-1351 trust me, i would rather cuss in front of mr rogers.

always a nice surprize to see a comment from you and today i needed a nice surprize. Ü

]]> By: Karen http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/comment-page-1/#comment-1349 Karen Sat, 01 Jul 2006 04:14:29 +0000 http://www.mochamomma.com/2006/06/30/my-kung-fu-is-strong/#comment-1349 Thank you for the link to the Mr. Rogers video. I really admire what he did with his show and the life he led. We also do not have cable at home (and we rarely watch t.v.), Mr. Rogers is a program I enjoyed as a child & I am so glad it's still aired on PBS stations so my daughter can enjoy it too. I hope you have a lovely holiday weekend! Thank you for the link to the Mr. Rogers video. I really admire what he did with his show and the life he led. We also do not have cable at home (and we rarely watch t.v.), Mr. Rogers is a program I enjoyed as a child & I am so glad it’s still aired on PBS stations so my daughter can enjoy it too.

I hope you have a lovely holiday weekend!

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