Full Moon
We, here at Mocha Momma, strive to make things interesting and fun and caffeinated. In the interest of making sure I don’t completely spill my guts here all over the internet (seriously, the mess? You don’t want to know) I’ve decided to institute a little game called “Two Words” where you have to make an inference about what is going on in my life.
Today, I shall provide you with a clue: I didn’t write this post until AFTER I got to school this morning. (I will totally deny this and remove it from my post should I happen to get in trouble for this.)
Have fun. Be nice. To everyone who has sent me e-cards, uplifting e-mails, and general funny stuff (Duuude, link some funny stuff here because they are HILARIOUS and we need to S-H-A-R-E.)
Provide me with some entertainment, would ya? I could use some laughter today.
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Complete Insanity!
Booty smackin?
Two completely different, yet simultaneously instant thoughts popped into my head:
Jayne’s broken
Surprise pregnancy
How’s that for broad spectrum guessing?
First I love your blog, I’ve been a lurker for sometime now!So here are my two words, NO COFFEE!
This would kill my morning.
World domination?
Burnt Toast
broken alarm……
Mary
“Full Moon?”
Are you seriously expecting me to come up with ANYTHING that doesn’t involve someone droppin’ trou?
Hey go to the tour, I’ve got a link to 30 second versions of famous movies performed by cartoon bunnies. Actually, because I love you, I’ll put the link directly here so you won’t even have to go through the effort of clicking on the link to my blog. But don’t get used to this kinda treatment…K?
http://www.angryalien.com
Okay… just for shits and giggles (drops a quarter in the jar) I’ll share this video that was sent to me by patresa. I laughed and laughed.
But, you’ve got to be a Lola lover AND have kids (or teach them or something) to understand why this was so funny to ME.
*hugs*
Natalie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldbVW0-wjaA
Aunt Flo
Guilt free (one could only hope)
Daughter home
Wild sex (okay…wait, this is about you right?)
You realized way too late that the bottom of the back of your skirt was tucked into the top waistband?
It is not impossible, it happened to me once and I didn’t realize it until after I walked back out of the boss’s office from an important management meeting. Thankfully I had an ankle length skirt on. LOL
-S.
Well Java Jill, stop by Malathion Man if you haven’t already.
Funnybone fizzle?
Jilted Jayne?
Killer Ken?
Teenager Teasing?
Teacher Tossing?
I dunno I give up!
Once there was a woman named Mocha
Who loved to dance naked and polka.
She ran in the room
Displayed her full moon
And dashed out screaming “It’s the end of the week and I’ve gone crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Ok, that last part doesn’t rhyme, but it IS the end of the week and I’m tired.
Hope the weekend is relaxing!
“Full moon”? I’m guessing you tucked your skirt into your pantyhose. Not that that’s EVER happened to me or anything.
How embarrassing.
menstrual flow
Computer crashed?
Birthday Blues.
No Coffee.
Asshat Hubby. (it could happen!)
Cable’s out
Alarm’s broke
No electricity
Water’s out
Damn…I hope it’s none of these…that would seriously suck.
A word of caution: Don’t click on this unless you have tissues handy: http://cjcphoto.com/can/
Tanilan – Unfortunately, yes.
Chase – God willing.
Jenni – Shut. UP.
Olivia – Not. Funny.
Jane – Yes, please.
Jennifer – No, thanks.
Owlhaven – Snooooooze button.
Libby – LOVED it.
Natalie – Hell, yeah!
Beth – “Guilt free?” (HA! Ok, that’s more than a the 2 word answers I’m trying for, but how about this: “What’s THAT?”)
S – No, thankfully.
Nora – Me, too.
Betsy – Rhyme, damnit!
Jenny – How embarrassing.
Tom – Piss off.
Mrs RW – Again? NO.
JJ – Asshat? Wow.
Elizabeth – Too late.
Comments=HILARIOUS
I miss.
No sex? (Find that hard to believe.)
Need hugs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
Feel better.
I’m soooo late in commenting. I know you said two words and I’ve been thinking of what those two words might be….
so finally after discussing it with my husband (who’s now addicted to reading you over my shoulder) we’ve come up with the following:
Dana’s Guess – Sugar Cravings
Doug’s Guess – Stray Asshairs (I know…technically 3 words)
Well, if ‘Full Moon’ describes the situation, the bad news is that according to NASA, yestereve’s full moon appeared 12% larger than the average full moon, and the good news is that it only appeared that way, it wasn’t actually larger – or, come to think of it, that is bad news too. Or wasn’t that the sense in which you intended ‘full moon’? – cause I am with the folks who are thinking ‘dropped trou’.
OK.. I think like a nurse, so “crazy people”..I know you always hear about more babies, but the people in ER will tell you work gets REAL interestin’ when a full moon comes out…
Jean
Sleep deprived.
I’m not sure what happened, but I’m thinking behinds…especially if it was something from school…never a dull moment
Maniacal laughter
Stray asshairs? You really attract some creative commentators, Mocha!
Late Request.
I meant to ask this morning if I could link to this great post. But then I forgot in my crazed pre 5 a.m. haze. I’m linking to you. I hope that’s okay. If you say no way no links leave me alone, I still think you are great.
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