Archive for February, 2007

A Pablum Post

Some observations in a bullet-style post that attempts to convince you I am too busy to write an actual post but in reality I love the simplicity of the whole thing. I have a contest going on. Seriously. Sure, it’s cheesy, but don’t you want something I send you in the mail? Something I’ve touched? [...]

Jenni’s Genius

My officemate took me out for coffee yesterday and she bought me her favorite concoction from Starbucks. A tall, non-fat white chocolate mocha made with a shot of sugar-free hazelnut. It sounded like a lot of stuff in a cuppa, but I trust her implicitly with regards to work and I can confide in her [...]

Answering E-Mail With Nothing In Caps. Perhaps.

In my quest to avoid all emotional thoughts at the moment, I thought I’d open the mail bag. There is a chicken wing in here that I wasn’t expecting, and three letters from men who want to “bring me to country for using my talents”, but I’m afraid of what they think my talent is, [...]

Give Me Your Best Coffee Story

Millstone coffee sent me some samples and they even make organic coffee. They sent me several different flavors, but I haven’t had any yet because Earl Grey tea has made a comeback in my life at the moment. But! Give me YOUR best coffee story (funny, yummy, etc…) and I’ll send two lucky winners their [...]

It Just Keeps On Coming

You have to know that I have read every word recently of things that you write in the comments and that it’s really weird for me to directly address readers because that’s not how this whole thing started out. It is no mistake, this Web 2.0, this relationship building we do online, this oddly-formed bond [...]

Spoiler Free Coffee

Must I apologize again for spoiling Heroes? Ok. I did say I was good at apologizing, so I may as well. I’M SO SORRY. I, MOCHA MOMMA, HEREBY PROMISE NOT TO DISCUSS TELEVISION EVER AGAIN. Now that we’re done with that, do you want to know what I drank yesterday? Do you want to know [...]

Yes, Opportunity. I Hear You Knocking.

Recently I was asking my officemate if she thought I’d be at my school next year since I honestly don’t know what I’m going to do to which she responded: “Be serious, Kelly. The writing’s on the wall.” My presentation in Chicago at the NCLB conference went excellently and I couldn’t be more pleased. I [...]

Doppelganger Dark Roast

[SPOILER WARNING. SORRY.] Yesterday, a new barista boy took my order and promptly asked me, “Oh, my God! Do you watch the tv show Heroes?” to which I replied “No, why?” It seemed a strange question and then he said, “There’s a girl on the show who looks just. like. you.” So, after getting my [...]

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Boys Don’t Make Passes At Girls Who Wear Glasses

The best pair of frames I ever owned were these pair right here. Except, when I wanted my new prescription put in them I was told it would cost about $100 extra just to keep those frames and would be better off with a whole new pair. Stupid much, Lenscrafters? Then, I reluctantly got these. [...]

If I Write “Porn” In My Title Are You Likely To Read?

This morning I was going to write some really funny stuff (involving shampoo and the burning of sensitive areas) or finally publish a piece about my father (terribly sentimental, but still questionable since he doesn’t know I write online and I’m dealing with that whole “where do I draw the line?” thing) or possibly show [...]

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