This morning I was going to write some really funny stuff (involving shampoo and the burning of sensitive areas) or finally publish a piece about my father (terribly sentimental, but still questionable since he doesn’t know I write online and I’m dealing with that whole “where do I draw the line?” thing) or possibly show pictures of myself with yet another new pair of glasses (the words Versace were involved and so was a little bling, but I dunno, maybe I’m trying too hard here). I can’t even get involved in this whole Britney shaving her head thing except to say that now we all know the curtains match the carpet. So, sure, I could write about a lot of those things.

Not today, though.

Today, I need you to do something. Go visit Karoli and lend support. She’s making donations today for a substitute teacher’s defense fund and I’d rather you go there to comment. She’s rather passionate about it and do you even KNOW what it’s like to know a passionate person who is also totally artistic? That’s how she is. Would you go see her and comment today? Y’all are nice.

Oh, and the porn part. Yeah, let me not forget that. Her post has to do with porn. Umm. That’s it.

How about I promise to post silly pictures of myself with my glasses this week? Come back tomorrow and I’ll see what I can do.