Archive for March, 2007

That’s ‘High Yella Heifer’ To You

I was so enormously tickled by Miz Angie’s comment yesterday that it prompted something in me. Especially the “heifer” part. But I’m partial to the “high yella heifer” that I’ve been called so often in my lifetime. Still, it jump-started something. The need to write. Not the want to respond per se, but the need [...]

Trying Something New

I wanted my old stand-by of a latte or my new favorite Cafe Americano, but went with the Double Tall Toffee Nut Latte and wasn’t disappointed. I only wish there was more of it, but it looks like it’s only once size. Fine. Tomorrow, I order two of them.

Would Some Bullets Be Ok? Really. Would They?

It’s about all I can muster right now. That job thing I didn’t get? I can’t talk about it. Plus, I’m not one to wallow. Wallowing is for when your best friend in third grade steals your Junior Mints or tells everyone that you were eating your boogers in the bathroom. Neither of those things [...]

Top 5 Things I Don’t Want To Hear Right Now

1. Maybe a better job will come along. 2. When one door closes, another opens. 3. Well, you were the best person for the job. Don’t worry! You’ll get something. 4. Maybe you can write that book/start blogging again/buy some new shoes. 5. Awwwwww.

Millstone For M’Lady

A loverly lady sent me some Millstone samples about which I have yet to write, but seeing as today is a holiday in Illinois, I have time to make coffee at home! And write about it! While I plan on having a decaf friend write about the decaf coffee they gave me, I decided to [...]

Because I Don’t Know How Else To Broach The Subject, Some Haiku

You know how I am with useless information, so here’s more: whether you have one haiku or seventy of them, the word does not have an S at the end. You don’t have haikus. You always have haiku. I’m not sure why the word can’t be pluralized, but there you have it. So, I offer [...]

Personal Ad For A Cuppa

To whom it may concern, I’m looking for the following in a cuppa today: a medium-bodied coffee possessing a unique and exquisite acid balance, a smoky yet nutty flavor, and a delicate aftertaste. Decaf need not apply.

Address Correspondence About “Mom Of The Year” To Me, Thankyouverymuch

The things I had to do yesterday to set up a $1,000 webinar conference call which was reduced from a $3,000 training because I’m trying to save my school some money Get a computer with Windows on it. Jayne wouldn’t do. Obviously. I’m a Mac girl. Set up and sync 6 palm pilots. Beg a [...]

Double Double

I’d like to get a double double of Sumatra with nothing else. No milk. No Splenda. Just a double double. When I order it in about 15 minutes at the drive-through window I will try not to look like I have the shakes. Because I have the crazy eyes today. The ones that tell on [...]

A Cappuccino Cuppa With A Side of Arse

Oh, dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you, “Jesuz”… Sorry. I’m not Ricky Bobby saying his prayers. I’m Mocha Momma. Let me begin again. Oh, dear sweet baby Jesus. You have sent me the cutest dang stories through the readers of this blog. It was a tough decision. It [...]


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