There are pictures of California, stories to be told, and people to publicly humiliate, but I need more time to organize some things.

This will be a short post. Perhaps you can read it in 10 seconds.

There is a lot of stuff going on (yes! again! Don’t you love the drama here?) and I have two things to share with anyone who can actually get to this website without waiting for 45 minutes, but I know that I am having some server issues and that’s it’s difficult. You will get a piece of candy if you can be patient and wait. Maybe even a sucker.

Crap. Are those 10 seconds up yet?

Then I’ll be quick. Tomorrow soon soonish there will be some information about my career that I may be able to share and also a little BlogHer thingie to do like we did last year and lots of people seemed to really like, but more inclusive. So get those pictures of yourself ready, start thinking about what you’d like everyone to know about you, and enjoy that candy now.

It’s peppermint. You have nice, fresh breath.