Weather sucks outside
Hair looks like a Chia Pet
Damn humidity
Started work today
I’m a dean? How’d that happen?
I have much to learn
Gazebo? Gazelle?
No, Morgan, a lion can’t
Eat a gazebo
Shark Week haunts my dreams
I’m afraid I’ll pee the bed
Swimming for my life
Racism just sucks
Sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks
That’s about it, right?
That size 10 dress fit
Where is my badonkadonk?
It was here last week
Away from home I
can’t poop in a hotel room
I feel lighter now
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“…can’t poop in a hotel room…”
Ha!!!!!!!
Yes rascism sucks sucks sucks. Subtle or blatant bigotry kills the souls of those who practice it. FORtunately at least as an educator you have a crack at abating at least some of it. AND as a blogger at increasing understanding and awareness. YES I’m an idealist but you support my habit you wonderful woman.
Blogging with haiku
Though you are a total goon
Could not love you more
Some things do matter
Like no matter what number
They are still haiku
Don’t need a reason
To adore The Mocha More
But she knows plurals
“Where is my badonkadonk?”
I think I borrowed it….
And I would love to see a lion try to eat a gazebo.
Love them! So glad to know how to spell badonkadonk correctly. (I would respond in haiku but I’m done counting syllables today.)
Just what is it about not being able to poop when away from home? And I really don’t want to here about your size 10 dress thank you very much because this has been the summer of my waistline’s discontent.
Hi Mocha Momma! I am here via recommendation and via City Mama. I am here to stay, although rather intimidated. If that is all you can muster, I stand in awe. My mustering days consist of “huh” and not much else!
P.S. I suffer from the same hotel phenomena