All I Can Muster Today

Weather sucks outside

Hair looks like a Chia Pet

Damn humidity

Started work today

I’m a dean? How’d that happen?

I have much to learn

Gazebo? Gazelle?

No, Morgan, a lion can’t

Eat a gazebo

Shark Week haunts my dreams

I’m afraid I’ll pee the bed

Swimming for my life

Racism just sucks

Sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks

That’s about it, right?

That size 10 dress fit

Where is my badonkadonk?

It was here last week

Away from home I

can’t poop in a hotel room

I feel lighter now

August 3, 2007 @ 5:45 am | Filed under Haiku | |

7 Comments »

  1. RWA Said,

    August 3, 2007 @ 8:54 am

    “…can’t poop in a hotel room…”

    Ha!!!!!!!

  2. Cynthia Samuels Said,

    August 3, 2007 @ 9:46 am

    Yes rascism sucks sucks sucks. Subtle or blatant bigotry kills the souls of those who practice it. FORtunately at least as an educator you have a crack at abating at least some of it. AND as a blogger at increasing understanding and awareness. YES I’m an idealist but you support my habit you wonderful woman.

  3. Belinda Said,

    August 3, 2007 @ 10:15 pm

    Blogging with haiku
    Though you are a total goon
    Could not love you more

    Some things do matter
    Like no matter what number
    They are still haiku

    Don’t need a reason
    To adore The Mocha More
    But she knows plurals

  4. Elizabeth Said,

    August 4, 2007 @ 7:51 pm

    “Where is my badonkadonk?”

    I think I borrowed it…. ;) And I would love to see a lion try to eat a gazebo.

  5. LetterB Said,

    August 4, 2007 @ 8:11 pm

    Love them! So glad to know how to spell badonkadonk correctly. (I would respond in haiku but I’m done counting syllables today.)

  6. Janice Said,

    August 4, 2007 @ 8:14 pm

    Just what is it about not being able to poop when away from home? And I really don’t want to here about your size 10 dress thank you very much because this has been the summer of my waistline’s discontent.

  7. Momish Said,

    August 5, 2007 @ 9:34 am

    Hi Mocha Momma! I am here via recommendation and via City Mama. I am here to stay, although rather intimidated. If that is all you can muster, I stand in awe. My mustering days consist of “huh” and not much else!

    P.S. I suffer from the same hotel phenomena ;)

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