It’s that time of year when Hickory Farms melds into the scenery at the local mall. Go get some Christmas Celebration coffee. And then send it to me. I’m hoarding it for the end of times. No, really. I’ll keep it safe. I’ll brew it for you. Honest. Would I lie to you about coffee that celebrates the little baby Jesus’ birth?

Mmmm…beef sticks, cheese, CC coffee. I would love to get the big gift basket from Hickory Farms. All those yummy treats. How come we send them to other people and never buy one for ourselves?