Archive for May, 2008

Peekaboo Streak

I don’t know why I’m so jealous of the fact that she can pull this cute hairstyle off, but I am. I won’t cut her out of the will, though. You know, if I had a will. The only thing I could leave her is my hair products.

Newsletter: Month Two Hundred Sixty-Four

Dear Leta Mallory, I am absolutely going to inflict some flattery on a popular writer by this entry and I won’t feel one bit ashamed of it unless that author finds this and demands that I remove it. I’m lucky enough that you’re now old enough to drink so if that happens let’s tie one [...]

Not A Segue In The Whole Thing

There are 5 school days left. You’re not going to get a sequential post out of me until that’s over and this brain swamp is all cleaned out. Undisciplined writing coming up. You’ve been warned. Turn left and go grab some smoked almonds or just hop in a taxi and get on to work or [...]

10 Things I Can’t Seem To Learn

10. Proper cherry eating. When eating a bowl full of cherries I just grab a cup to put the stems into and spit the seeds into but when I know I’m starting to get full I don’t bother stopping. When I get a really sweet one I ruin it and eat another one. I need [...]

Can I Share Some News?

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of [...]

Second That Emotion

A while ago I came up with a category and called it “Feelin’ Good Wednesday” because I knew things were looking crappy for me personally and going through that rough time helps me remember to STOP for a moment and appreciate things. That’s easily done at times when the sun is shining and no one [...]

Not Going To Be A Linear Narrative

I am not cut out for Xtreme Sports and Mountain Dew or any kind of vitamin water in which my body shrinks and I dive into the bottle. Every time I drive by a Red Lobster my brain quietly sings “Rock Lobster” by the B-52s. My children are quite emphatic about the types of things [...]

Hot, Sweaty Dreams

This will be brief since my internet is spotty, my unnamed Apple laptop’s mouse pooped out, and the internet gods are farting on my head. Does anyone sense a pattern here? First the body, then the technology. Such is my life. Since my computer is taking this FORCED SABBATICAL, I can only offer my recent [...]

Trailblazer That I Am

I really do try to get on the bandwagon but most instances find me half a mile behind. It reminds me of being the 2nd best runner in school right behind my sister, Erin, who was like the wind. I haven’t ever won in a foot race against her but since she’s had that knee [...]

6 Months, 6 Words

Many moons ago when I started writing I frequented the site of a guy named Elden. That’s his given Christian name, but he goes by Fatty. And he’s not. Not at all. Unless you are discussing his huge heart for his family and specifically, his wife Susan. She’s battled breast cancer for some time now [...]

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