From overconsumer to homeless-looking shoplifter? That’s me.

Also, hurry and get over that Mono or how am I supposed to make out with you in San Fran? Because, yes, if I can speak for “We the white girls” (and I have photo evidence of my pasty hide if necessary… Though it has been known to cause temporary blindness. Fair warning.) We do tend to plan our babies. Or, at least, I tend to consent to making them after my husband slips me a few martinis and brings the subject up again. (funny enough, this seems to happen right about day 10 in my cycle. So yeah, one shot wonders, all my kids. The man is an EVIL GENIUS, I swear.)

I love my canvas bags, but with one still in diapers I try to give myself a pass when I forget them because, hey, we use them to contain the poopies thereby ensuring the disposable diaper inside will last FOREVER, so it’s all a trade. Like everything else in life. Like giving up martinis while pregnant after sweet, sweet alcohol is what got you into the predicament IN THE FIRST PLACE. *cough* But on the bright side, as roomie you will have first dibs on all my extra drink tickets (assuming they use such a thing) at any cocktail parties. See how lucky you are to have me?! Rancid pregnant farts notwithstanding, that is.

MeLs last blog post..Distractions.

I wear contacts for that exact reason. Without the glasses I see everything in a blurry/blobby way. Hard to find the damn glasses when you cannot see.

I never thought of bribing the kids with Pez to help me find them. They were always too busy laughing at me running into walls and falling over stuff on the floor.

I have evil minded children, and no idea where they get it from

Court went okayish. The judge was a “beast” and he got all “swolled” up and tore the “baddies” a new bum! (it was soooo hard not to blow them a raspberry!) And we go to a full hearing on June 2nd.

Huge hugs and kisses from us to you.

J & Y xoxoxoxoxox