As my friend Big Mike says, my “lurker to commenter ratio is off the charts“. Had I known you folks were lurking perhaps I would have started giving away stuff MUCH sooner. Thus, I would have been poorer because of it. Even getting a salary raise isn’t going to help because there are shoes calling [...]
Summer, in all its glory, is slipping through my fingertips. Sun rays slide down my window pane leaving me to wonder when is too soon to put away that tankini and those sarongs I’m so fond of wearing. Tomorrow is my first day back at work as Big Important Assistant Principal (I resisted the urge [...]
During the panel on which I spoke as a speaker (as opposed to “spoke as a presenter” or “spoke as a high-class hooker”) there were moments when I questioned myself with the same thought that came through my head when I was asked to speak in the first place: Why am I up here and [...]
Do you remember this post? By my friend, Heather B? Sit tight, my sweets. I have a story to tell and it’s the kind that I would do better in person because I do all the voices and I have incredible facial expressions (someone once told me at an audition for a play that I [...]
*alternate titles* “See How I’m Avoiding BlogHer Redux?” and “Climbing Back On The Planet After BlogHer” No less than five times today I sat at my wonky computer and tried writing. Because the mouse pad is broken I didn’t even take it to San Francisco with me. She’s let me down so much that I [...]
I can’t get up a post yet because I had to squeeze my sons and yak at my mom until she uttered in an exasperated voice, “Oh, dear sweet angels, come and rescue me from my mouthy child and let her take a breath long enough for us to go grab some dinner before I [...]
Today we are in San Francisco where the mother ship has called my daughter home: Tiffany’s flagship store is across the street from our hotel where BlogHer is being held. I may never get my daughter on the plane to come home again. She’s been there once already and will be taking me back to [...]
Today’s guest post was written by someone who is like that older brother I never really wanted but who is fascinating and funny. When I met Neil last summer while on a visit to the Queen of Spain and LeahPeah and SueBob and a bunch of other folks (it ended up being a spontaneous party) [...]
Hey there! This is Tom, the Malathionman. I guess it’s my turn to take a shot at entertaining Kelly’s cult readers while she is supposedly resting. I know better. Like most educators that I know, she is working a second job during the summer. You would think the people educating our children would know how [...]
Sure, I’m home from Boston long enough to pick up dry cleaning, do some banking, and pack a bag for California. Today was Neil’s day to post and I forgive, Neil. Truly, I do. Please don’t worry about it. (Readers should rest assured that, to make up for his faux pas, Neil will post nudie [...]
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