I don’t have much time to fully explore how the very first day of school went except first to mention that the dress is F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S and that I’ll be taking a picture of myself wearing it soon and to say this and only this: You know you’ve had a helluva day when one of your [...]
One of these days I’m going to stop ordering dresses online. Not today. This one I found at a website called Shabby Apple (perfect name for a clothing place for a teacher!) and it’s everything I wanted in a dress. It’s comfortable, easy fitting, and the length is perfect on my body type. Plus, I [...]
This probably isn’t a very good confession, but I’ll go ahead and admit it: for the last week and a half I have been late to work every single day. It’s because I stay up far too late and watch the Olympics and I tell myself, “Ok, go to bed after this event.” Forty minutes [...]
What can I say? I was bored. What I’d look like circa 1952. I look like my mom a little bit here. If she had a butt-chin. Then there’s 1956. The year I wanted nothing more than to wear pearls to vacuum my pre-fab home. 1966 is the scariest one because MY HAIR CAN ACTUALLY [...]
Reading the news: there is a lost baby whale that is following a yacht because it appears that it thinks the yacht is its mother. This is why I’m following this fifth of vodka around. I’m pretty sure we’re related. Tomorrow I’m going to hit it up for a loan. Earlier today I talked to [...]
I’m going to try to be very grown up in my dealings with NCLB, but the truth is that it’s been kind of “Four Minutes To Minimum Safety” kind of week and I think there is a giant Alien after me chomping at my ass with both the big and little mouths. Slime and all. [...]
I have wanted one of these Flip Videos for some time. Today, I threw caution to the wind (and a handful of feathers so now my pillow will be flatter when I go to bed tonight) and wrote this. I’m only halfway expecting a response from the people at Flip Video Central.If it works, it [...]
You might be interested to note that the McCain McEducation McPlan is full of McShit. You might also be interested in those cookies you have hidden in the cabinet from the children, but stop thinking about that for a moment. They won’t spoil in the time it takes to read about the vague outline of [...]
We watch the Olympics faithfully in my house. To the point of humming or whistling the theme song for the duration of the Olympics and laughing when we catch others doing it out in public. Tonight, Mallory and Kamaal (my nephew, if you’re just tuning in, who is staying with us for the summer) were [...]
Before I get to DaveCago festivities I have to get to the $25 BP gas card winners. Are you as excited as I? Do you have a little gas right now, too? Well, just walk away from the computer really quickly and let it trail behind you. Then, blame it on the dog. Here is [...]
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