Yearbooking

What can I say? I was bored.

What I’d look like circa 1952. I look like my mom a little bit here. If she had a butt-chin.

Then there’s 1956. The year I wanted nothing more than to wear pearls to vacuum my pre-fab home.

1966 is the scariest one because MY HAIR CAN ACTUALLY DO THIS.

This may as well be a picture of my mom in 1968 because this is her. She said she used those empty cardboard orange juice cans to get her hair to curl like this.

1976 was good to me. Was Sun-In invented yet? Because I sprayed that stuff on my hair like there was no tomorrow. I may look angelic and innocent, but I would have turned on Carrie and poured chicken blood on her if you bought me a cherry coke. What a follower I was then.

This may be the most accurate one from my own high school years if I were still in high school in 1994. Can you see the class ring on my finger that I’ll eventually lose in the middle of a party after Shannon tells me that she saw my boyfriend kissing that girl from PE class who just transferred from some country school? All signs point to me punching her when I got all worked up. Like, totally. I gotta stop hanging out with that creep Mike Damone. Ticket-scalping loser. He’s making me a bad, bad girl.

Mallory wasn’t immune from my madness and since we know high school was all about copying everyone else, here’s one for comparison purposes.

Nor was she here in 1982 with that ridiculous flip. How did you people get your hair to DO that? And why? Also, is she tickling her own chin here? Rubbing a tiny flower under it?

1962 was not good to her. It was downright obnoxious.

1996 crept up on her and made her symmetrical goodness just shine. Shine, I tell you. Denim vest and all.

It’s just too serious around here lately. This was more for my entertainment than yours. But if you want to do it, go to Yearbook Yourself and have a blast, kids.

August 19, 2008 @ 9:10 pm | Filed under All the cool kids are doing it, Uncategorized | |

26 Comments »

  1. Mitch McDad Said,

    August 19, 2008 @ 9:13 pm

    1952 is HOT! :)
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  2. Hilly Said,

    August 19, 2008 @ 9:14 pm

    You look goooood in 1976, hot momma. I had the same chin issue with that first one…what the HELL?

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  3. Renee aka MekhisMom Said,

    August 19, 2008 @ 9:47 pm

    This too cute and too funny. I am afraid to try it but I have to admit I did wear a flip back in the day.

    Renee aka MekhisMoms last blog post..The Great Unifier

  4. Pam Said,

    August 19, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

    1968! My hair looked just like that in 1967. By ‘68, I was a hippie, complete with hair down to my bum and miniskirts or bell bottoms.

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  5. ingrid Said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 12:44 am

    wonderful :P
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  6. White Hot Magik Said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 5:05 am

    That was fun. 94 I knew some girls with that hair back in 91. The flip in 68 is awesome, I have some pictures of my mom with that exact hairdo. Maybe if I get my chores done I”ll let myself play with that later. I am a real drag sometimes.

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  7. dawn Said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 5:23 am

    The hair from 94 isn’t too far off from what hair looked like in the late 80’s when I was still in high school–of course it’s a slight bit smaller.
    This is so totally awesome. I might have to try this….

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  8. Angie Said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 6:27 am

    This is hilarious!

    Technology… Wow….

  9. Ellie Said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 6:41 am

    Oh. My. God. LOVE the flip. So you!

    Ellies last blog post..Slow Ride . . .

  10. Amy in StL Said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 9:57 am

    I totally did this, but I’m not brave enough to share with anyone.

  11. sonrie Said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 10:56 am

    This is too funny!

  12. The Diva's Thoughts Said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 11:08 am

    Those pics are hysterical. I might have to steal this idea.

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  13. Ms. Bar B Said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 11:09 am

    HA! Gotta love 1994, it reminds me of an 80’s party that one of my bffs just had for her birthday.

    Ms. Bar Bs last blog post..Day 5 of My 11 Days of Summer

  14. Amelia Sprout Said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 11:34 am

    *gulp* I did it and created a picture of my mother. Then I found the lost yearbook photo of mine from 1996 that never ended up in the darn thing because I was late turning it in.

    Personally, I liked 1976 on you.

    Amelia Sprouts last blog post..A Mommy Blogger Moment

  15. Elizabeth Said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 12:12 pm

    And I was sooo hoping you’d do the punk rock look. ;)
    Elizabeths last blog post..First day back

  16. mp Said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 12:53 pm

    There are SO many fun time sucking things on the internet..I mention them to people IRL and they look at me like I’m nots. Are bloggers the only ones having fun?

    mps last blog post..Did you know…

  17. Miranda Said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 3:15 pm

    Those are hilarious!

    However, I think 1956 might give me nightmares.

    Mirandas last blog post..I totally just jinxed myself

  18. Sugar Said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 5:03 pm

    Oh my gosh, Girl! I am peeing from laughter! Orange Juice cans for the flip? That’s okay… we used to iron our hair with an actual iron and ironing board. That was way back in the un-Chi 80’s. Back when I, too sprayed the Sun In pretty regularly. I loved that funky color of goldish orange… haha.

  19. Angella Said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 7:06 pm

    Those. Are. AWESOME.

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  20. flutter Said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

    Oh My GOD I am so stealing this. You are hysterical

    flutters last blog post..When I was little

  21. Aimee Greeblemonkey Said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 7:36 pm

    awwwweeessssooommmmeee.

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  22. Daisy Said,

    August 21, 2008 @ 1:32 pm

    These are so, so funny!

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  23. Crazy sexy since 1960. » deeples Said,

    August 21, 2008 @ 8:00 pm

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  24. Debbie Said,

    August 26, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

    This is two funny!! I am so going to try this !!

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  25. becky Said,

    September 1, 2008 @ 8:29 pm

    I blame YOU for losing at least 1/2 hour there.

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  26. Tricia Said,

    September 2, 2008 @ 2:34 pm

    I love them- but hate to say it- but will…they look like white do’s. no? Where’s the Asian silky black hair and the huge afros of the 70’s???

    Or is it just me?

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