I’m Only Recording This For Posterity

by Mocha Momma on August 25, 2008

I don’t have much time to fully explore how the very first day of school went except first to mention that the dress is F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S and that I’ll be taking a picture of myself wearing it soon and to say this and only this:

You know you’ve had a helluva day when one of your sophomores goes into labor first thing in the morning and you have to make plans to get her to the hospital.

That is all. Talk amongst yourselves.

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califmom August 25, 2008 at 5:10 pm

Holy crap. That’s one way to kick off the school year.

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Lovebabz August 25, 2008 at 5:11 pm

Hey life is nothing if not interesting!

Loved the photo of the dress!

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veep veep August 25, 2008 at 5:12 pm

oh my.

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Whymommy August 25, 2008 at 5:21 pm

First day, first thing in the morning. It’s going to be an interesting year, isn’t it?

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White Hot Magik August 25, 2008 at 5:23 pm

You must have looked mad fabulous to induce labor!

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Mocha Momma August 25, 2008 at 5:26 pm

I know, right?

White Hot Magik has given me an idea: perhaps I can rent myself out for labor-inducing. A hit at the Baby Shower parties for sure.

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Chookooloonks August 25, 2008 at 5:41 pm

Oh DAYUM.

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Ellie August 25, 2008 at 6:13 pm

Sophomore? Wow. I love when kids do stuff to make ME look like I was a good kid…….

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VENTL8R August 25, 2008 at 6:17 pm

Cripes, man! Don’t you know how to have a NORMAL day??

But, where’s the fun in that??

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Tina August 25, 2008 at 6:22 pm

At least it wasn’t the sophomore in the fabulous dress and YOU going into labor. Heh.

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Assertagirl August 25, 2008 at 6:44 pm

I take it she’ll be on mat leave this year. Wowie.

Assertagirls last blog post..A Little White Dress and a Whole Lotta Leather

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Pam August 25, 2008 at 7:06 pm

Happy School Daze Kelly. I know you were kick ass in that dress. It may not be the thing to wear if you have to minor in labor and delivery though.

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Mekhismom Aka Renée August 25, 2008 at 7:13 pm

What a day! I am sure looking great in your dress helped you feel better.

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ali August 25, 2008 at 10:07 pm

well, I’m sure that isn’t how she saw the day going either! There is a first day of school that will be etched into her brain for the rest of her life. wishing her and her new baby luck.

alis last blog post..half naked crazy men

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Amy Amy Bo Bamey August 25, 2008 at 11:04 pm

That’s one way to start the morning.Hot Damn you must have looked Killa!

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Fabiola August 26, 2008 at 4:11 am

I am sure the dress was fabulous….
Your school year might be full of emotions, if you take the first day as a pattern ; )

Fabiola

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Sugar August 26, 2008 at 7:47 am

Oh S*it! No way! That’s gotta be a good sign… like the birth of a new era or something. Right? Maybe she’ll name the baby after you. I’m hoping nothing got on the dress…

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anonymous August 26, 2008 at 8:13 am

Oh my goodness! You are so in the right job.

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gorillabuns August 26, 2008 at 8:56 am

This is why my girls are going to the convent at 10.

gorillabunss last blog post..unyielding

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ML August 26, 2008 at 9:35 am

My blog day is so much more stimulating than my real day, I wish I could fold myself up & hang with you on the other side of the screen. But, I guess you’re busy, so I’ll have to wait here until you post more outSTAnding tidbits like this!!

MLs last blog post..She’s Baaack! aka I’m exhausted already

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Beth (A Mom's Life) August 26, 2008 at 11:40 am

Wow! Wonder what day two will bring!?

Beth (A Mom’s Life)s last blog post..Meet The Teacher Morning.

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Debbie August 26, 2008 at 12:47 pm

Oh yea that’s a first day story!! Gotta love teen pregnancy !

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Debbie August 26, 2008 at 12:48 pm

Oh yea that’s a first day story!! Gotta love teen pregnancy !

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Susan August 26, 2008 at 1:18 pm

Wow! Yeah, I’d definitely say that was a helluva day for sure. I hope I never have to remind my 11-yr daughter of the convo we had in the car a couple of days ago where she said she was NEVER having sex.

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mp August 26, 2008 at 1:20 pm

will her parents complain that she didn’t pass? sorry…feeling negative all of a sudden

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Jakki August 26, 2008 at 7:08 pm

urghhhhhhhhh that just made my stomach roll. Not burying my head to the possiblities….. just urghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Avitable August 26, 2008 at 7:10 pm

Sophomore? Labor? Yeesh!

Avitables last blog post..Red Erect

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Rigel August 27, 2008 at 3:16 am

I think you should take your picture in your new dress posed exactly like the dress model.

Exciting way to start off the year girlfren’ FABULOUS excitement. How did everything go for your student? Did everything go OK with her delivery?

Rigels last blog post..The Best Little Bistro in Telford

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naturalmel August 27, 2008 at 6:23 am

There are no words, I can’t even imagine how scared she must be! I get mad when AF comes a day early (sorry if TMI, but seriously, thats crazy)

Can’t wait to see the pics of the dress!!

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deannie August 27, 2008 at 7:05 am

I can’t think of anyone looking prettier or knowing just the right thing to say & do in that moment.

Those students are so freakin’ lucky and they don’t even know what they don’t know…

hugs,

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Amy in StL August 27, 2008 at 8:04 am

Wow! That’s quite an eventful first day. You know, I’m not even sure I liked boys yet when I was a sophomore.

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Kristin August 27, 2008 at 12:01 pm

You know what I really needed? Another online store to love… you owe me $165… that’s all I’m saying.

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tracey August 27, 2008 at 3:19 pm

Makes me glad I teach 5th graders!! I don’t start worrying about the hormones until after Christmas.
Great start to a new school year!

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Christine August 27, 2008 at 3:43 pm

That’s one way to kick off the year!

Also, I am absolutely positive you looked smashing in your dress. I think it will be too casual for my new job…we’ll have to feel out the waters first.

Christines last blog post..Long time, no blog

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Daisy August 27, 2008 at 7:22 pm

OMG. I think that’s why I stick to elementary level teaching. At least in fourth grade, I can be pretty sure no one is sexually active. At 6th, I wasn’t too sure!

Daisys last blog post..Look! Look! No, closer…

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Ms. Bar B August 27, 2008 at 10:21 pm

YAY!! A new baby. Lol.

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Mrs. G. August 28, 2008 at 12:42 pm

I hope baby and mama are healthy and bonding. Hey, when life gives you lemons…you know the drill.

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angie August 28, 2008 at 1:35 pm

Bless her heart. I hope that baby has Kelly somewhere in the name.

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Elizabeth August 28, 2008 at 9:45 pm

I have a girlfriend who is just R E A D Y to have her baby. I’ll be emailing you her address so you can do the “looking so fab babies gotta check you out” gig. (with a nod to my girl White Hot Magik) ;)

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Wifey's House August 29, 2008 at 10:19 am

Gasp! As the mother of a sassy, five year old I’m afraid, very afraid.

P.S. I left you a little blog bling on my post today – smiles!

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Lu August 29, 2008 at 4:59 pm

I can not even imagine. Good heavens.

Lus last blog post..Do you have a dichotomy in your life?

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Grace August 29, 2008 at 8:12 pm

Hey! I heard you got caught up in that fight at school today! I called and you’re not answering. Did you get hurt?

Call me and then write about it. There has to be humor in that somewhere. If anyone can find it, it’s you.

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Rachel September 2, 2008 at 8:16 pm

Dang girl. Take care of yourself. Education ain’t all that. Sending you good thoughts. We all my two boys and I all went back today and my 2.5 yr old saw me walking me and spent the next 45 minutes in crying hysteria. Thought my day was bad.

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