Archive for January, 2009

Let Me Know If This Is A Common Gynecological Experience

You hear words like, “Oops! Almost forgot my probe.” You notice that there are 3 giant alphabet letters stuck to the cabinet that the sonogram machine is on and they are “V”, “A” and “G”. You see your uterus on a giant display screen on the wall while getting a sonogram and think, “That would [...]

Can You Tell I Went To Therapy Today?

The story is probably best told from my mom. She says I was in elementary school and we lived in a house at the top of a hill. Normally, she would stand in the kitchen and look out the porch to see us girls walking home with our friends. Thinking on that now it was [...]

Somehow I’ll Make This Post About Pooping

During the Christmas holiday I housesat for my younger sister while she enjoyed some lovely East Coast weather with her boyfriend and son. With some spare time on my hands I decided to venture over to Whole Foods, a grocery store we don’t have in my area but that I hear much about from those [...]

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ย  44 Thoughts I Had Today The air feels lighter. Is the air lighter? Who will I talk to first on the day that Barack Obama became the president? I’m going to cry today. A lot. Where are my tissues that I used to keep in my purse? What’s my dad doing today? Oh, crap. [...]

Say It With Me

President Obama What a lovely ring to it.

Just A Pic To Show I’m Still Alive And Not Yet 300 lbs

There’s been a lot of bacon and cupcakes in my diet of late and it’s going to catch up with me soon. Except that one day last week when I had a salad with Lindsay. I guess I posted this to STOP MYSELF FROM EATING MY WEIGHT EVERY DAY. Unless I want these to become [...]

Protected: I Might Have Said Some Of These Things

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Cracking Wide Open

If I say too much then I will crack and fall apart like I always do when I say too much. So I won’t say too much. Except that you are excellent readers between the lines and it saves me the trouble of saying too much. Most days I want to write and some days [...]


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