During the Christmas holiday I housesat for my younger sister while she enjoyed some lovely East Coast weather with her boyfriend and son. With some spare time on my hands I decided to venture over to Whole Foods, a grocery store we don’t have in my area but that I hear much about from those who do. She sent me a text message asking how everything was going.
Me:
So far everything’s fine. I popped my Whole Foods cherry today. Garlic naan, raw cashew butter, pulled pork, Mediterranean yoghurt, CHEESE OMG THE CHEESE.
Her:
Did you know they have cheese mongers? Is that what they are? Mongers? MONGERS.
Me:
Yes, and I met them. They showed me the cheeses. I bought the cheeses. Now I’m going to be a poop monger.
Lovely East Coast weather?
Whole Foods is the most amazing grocery store ever. Next time get the fresh cut strawberries.
You know, because they are amazing and you will love them. I didn’t mean to make that comment sound so bossy!
Which means you’ll be … umm…. *selling* your poop??
Also known affectionately (and not entirely inaccurately) as “Whole Pay Check”, hereabouts… because that’s what the choice (and prices) could induce one to spend there…
I had to take a stiff mug of coffee after typing “check” instead of “cheque”, mind.
if you open a shop of your crap, I just don’t know what I will do with myself
Oh wow, I don’t know what to say.
You are too funny!
THAT is what I want to do when I graduate! Are there cupcake mongers????
If it is one of those flagship stores, you will also want to head over to the fresh juice bar and the guacamole they make?!? To die for…
Well, sounds like everything came out all right, no?
cheese mongers? isn’t that what Chinese built the great wall to help protect themselves from the marauding cheese monger hoards.
Glad to see you are still acheiving your goals…it was about poop. and i probably will remember that the next time i set foot in there. thanks.
Was that your 1st WFoods experience?
I feel like a Cafe Mocha suddenly, 4 some reason.
and it’s funny real stuff like this that keeps me coming back for more… and me loves some Whole Foods!
Whole Cheque Mecca… Yum.
Cheese usually has a binding effect on me. Nuff said.