Archive for May, 2009

Mallory Turns SUPER Old Today

It was a mere year ago that I wrote this post for my oldest child, Mallory. She’s getting old, that’s for sure. The beautiful thing about having a kid in high school is that any time she makes fun of you for being old you get to remind her that she is a mere fifteen [...]

Gratuitous Photos

We’re in the final countdown (are you singing that song now? sorry about that.) of the school year and until I can put pen to paper, brain to action, and figure out a way to hide my sadly neglected toes that are sorely in need of a pedicure … well, I’m just going to have [...]

I Wanted To Say Something Nice

I don’t knowย  if I can say anything nice right now. I didn’t want to continue to rant against the day, the job, the work. It was a tough day. I’ve started this post several times. Too many to count. I can’t say anything nice right now. Not about education. Not about how people have [...]

A 15-Minute Stream of Consciousness

Since I promised myself to write more often then I will do just that. The only problem lately is a time crunch. Today will be super busy with a district meeting out of my building (which is fine – I needed a time out from that place right now anyway) and then a taping of [...]

Cheap Implants

There’s no way I’m going to post about something as lame as cheap implants but I was out of titles and I thought it would humor my good friend, Avitable. He’s easily entertained. BUT! He’s been giving me shit about not posting regularly and I was all, “Wait until school is out! I’ve been busy!” [...]

Context, People. CONTEXT.

I’m just standing. Minding my own business. Near a wall where a guy is also standing. I am absentmindedly thinking of the thousands of things my brain is running over at the beginning of my day. “Are those real?” My eyebrows raise. I stand up straighter and shift my weight to allow my body language [...]

A Dress With a Side of Booty

Man, you people are DEMANDING. But since time is short (since, yeah, I just got dressed and am actually heading out the door right after pushing “publish” and sorry, I couldn’t show the shoes right now) all I have time to say is that I’m going to try very hard not to shake what my [...]

I Shopped For A Prom Dress. Mine.

Hello. May I help you? Oh. Not yet. I’m just looking for a dress. What’s the occasion? I have to chaperone prom this weekend. See the excitement on my face? No, you don’t. Because THERE IS NONE. Well, what kind of dress are you looking for? Definitely NOT something like all the young teenage girls [...]


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