Man, you people are DEMANDING. But since time is short (since, yeah, I just got dressed and am actually heading out the door right after pushing “publish” and sorry, I couldn’t show the shoes right now) all I have time to say is that I’m going to try very hard not to shake what my momma gave me at a teenage prom. This is difficult knowing how much I like to dance.
Without further ado, the dress. And the booty.
HAPPY NOW?
Wish me luck as I fix the girls’ bra straps, pin flowers on the boys, and sniff everyone for alcohol and buddha. Good times!
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Ba-donka donk! You look hot!
You look great! The young girls will all want to be you.
You really do look hot – that color blue looks fabulous on you.
The rumors were true.
You look HAWT!
Dude! You totally don’t look like the principal.
OOOoh! I almost bought this one in bronze, but then I ended up not going to convention this year. For my sex toy businesss – seriously. You wear it well, baby!!
Wow. You look great. None of *my* principles looked this hot. And the blue is lovely on you!
DAMN girl! You look HAWT! I’m thinking there are going to be some very frustrated high school boys tonight!
You look so fine!
i’d hit it
Killer dress! Hope you had some fun and got a picture under the balloon arch.
You look mahvehlous!
And see? No perverted comment! I could have said something about wanting to do a Clinton on that blue dress, but didn’t!
You look FAB-U-LOUS! You definitely have the bod to pull that off. Hope the night was all sorts of awesome with not too many pungent smells.
Smokin’ hot. And the dress ain’t bad either.
Hawtness!
it is ridiculous how good you look in that dress. such a great color on you! and AY YI YI, MAMI!!!
Thanks, everyone! I swear, though, it’s more purple than the blue it looks like in this picture and almost every other picture I took. The camera sucks the color out of this awesome dress.
You are one of the most beautiful women I know.
Beautiful dress, beautiful lady. I just know you used the Power of Hotness for good! Hope you had fun!
Now that’s a great dress! Great nails, too – I’ve just chewed mine off, because exams are coming up. The one time a year where I bite nails!
That confirms it. All the good ones are either taken or on the other side of the planet.
You look great in that dress!!
~ FC
Wow, Mocha! You got it, woman! Hope you had a great time!
My God woman! If you looked any better they’d have to arrest you. I just pity all those girls who have to compete with a full-on WOOOMAN. Really. Just amazing.
I just made my best friend try on that dress in gold. I LOVE IT!!! You are lovely. MWAH!
You look awesome! Smokin’ hot!
You are rockin’ the dress, Momma! Gorgeous!
I know I”m a little late, but I just had to say that you look fantastic. And I hope you had a wonderful time at prom — and that you danced at least a little!
I wish I was 1/10th as sexy as you are! Maybe one day, a girl can hope, eh?
Wow! You look amazing! I remember my H.S prom and even have picture of the administrators and teachers. None of them look like you did.
Very hot!
I just hope the fire department was on standby b/c U R HAAWWWT MochaMomma!
Did any of the straight boys drop out of your school?