Comments on: All The Good Bad Words

By: PIneappleBabble

PIneappleBabble — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 20:59:16 +0000

Unfortunately, I have a problem with the *f* word – I say it constantly. The other thing I say quite a bit is “God-Bless-America” instead of GD – this annoys my DH – as does “CHEESE-N-RICE!”

On another note. I’d like to point out what a fucking asshat that shitbag of a president is for saying that those kids’ God-Bless-America complexions would change the pool. My bet, from the sounds of the craptacular presidential quote, is that it would have been a change for the better. I mean seriously – CHEESE-N-RICE! – for the 2ND time today, I’m required to ask…WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!

See you Chicago!

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:32:47 +0000

i’m partial to asshat (and various other ass + noun formations).
frak is great, too.

By: LubbockGayMale

LubbockGayMale — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:21:19 +0000

‘shit a brick’ works for me! said loud and forcefully, it blows away the tension while letting anyone close know I’m not in a mood to screw with!!!!
Steve

By: Amelia Sprout

Amelia Sprout — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:11:12 +0000

I’m a big fan of fuck. That has to be my favorite. Though with a parrot two year old in the house, there is now an excess amount of fudge around. Mother fudgcicles, M effer fudge, fudgenuts…

Though, when in need of a milder curse word, that isn’t a curse word, I like bullshit. Especially since it explains a lot of what I have to deal with working in corporate America.

By: Meg Evans

Meg Evans — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:05:06 +0000

Kelly, I busted out laughing. And so did my then 6-year old–who was sitting right next to me!

And now that I think of it, I have become sort of fond of “douchebag” lately…there are just so many times when it’s appropriate! Not that it’s one of the really bad ones…I just don’t want to hear my daughter calling anyone a douchebag any time soon.

By: V's Herbie

V's Herbie — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:21:02 +0000

My favorite is “Jesus fucking Vishnu on a stick!” because everyone that hears it stops to ponder the mental image for a moment.

Don’t get to use that one very often though

another good fuck substitute is phosphofructokinase. it’s an enzyme involved in the digestion of sugar, but it’s got all the right hard consonant sounds. Yes, I’m a nerd, why do you ask?

By: Mocha Momma

Mocha Momma — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:06:43 +0000

Meg, I don’t know how you kept a straight face for that one (if you even did!) because that is the stuff of family stories at reunions.

Twatwaffle gets you 100 points, Redneck Mommy. I’m kind of speechless after that.

Also adding to my list:
Douchenozzle (WTH? But I love it)
Bitchassedness

Also? You people and your cocksucking Deadwood. I’m so sorry I missed that series. Perhaps an afternoon of catching the series on DVD is worth my time.

By: wifey615

wifey615 — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:01:33 +0000

My new favorite is B!TCHASSEDNESS -stole from Diddy, or Puffy, or P.Diddy, you know Puff Daddy lol!!!

Cherry Pomegranite ROCKS!!! It is my fav followed by White Grape…I now don’t hate water as much.

By: The Mother

The Mother — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:32:34 +0000

I read that study on Psych Today, and I have to admit, I sort of thought it was a “DUH.”

Of course it makes you feel better. We have centuries of anecdotal proof. And my own, personal opinion.

By: mommymae

mommymae — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:08:40 +0000

i was pissed off that deadwood didn’t come back. cocksuckers, for sure.

my favorites would be cuntbucket & douchenozzle & i don’t get to say them as often as i like with 4 shorties running or crawling around me all day.