Comments on: Like a Fortune Cookie

By: Amy

Amy — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:26:29 +0000

I’m just catching up on your blog!! LOVE it. Also, reallllly want to know which of our neighbors yelled at Lola for sniffing flowers. If she’s getting reprimanded, there is no hope for Selma.

By: Midtown Girl

Midtown Girl — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 20:26:50 +0000

Chick – you are one hilarious woman – Love the “fortune cookie” post!

XOXO

By: K

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 02:25:07 +0000

I can only imagine how much “annoying” you have to deal with on a daily basis. My only role at our school has been as PTA President, and that came with more annoying parents than i could every possibly handle! (although at least I was able to answer, “hey – it’s volunteer and I truly have no real authority” whenever anyone had the nerve to criticize. What were they going to do, dock my pay?)

I hope today was less annoying!

By: Keyona

Keyona — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:55:08 +0000

You could totally just pass the Chili to me. I would never yell at it like that. LOL!

By: Lisa W

Lisa W — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 03:04:15 +0000

I feel responsible for the chili.

By: Boston Mamas

Boston Mamas — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 00:39:09 +0000

As if I needed another reminder of why I’m so psyched to see you in 3 days. Frikkin’ hilarious. xoxo Christine

By: Nel

Nel — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:11:34 +0000

To all the people who piss you off: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their crotches and may their arms be too short to scratch.

By: LaughingMouse

LaughingMouse — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:03:23 +0000

Just a thought about the stomach cheese thing. Have you ever had your galbladder checked? That is what processes fat so sometimes it appears to be lactose intolernace (typically high fat items) when in reality your galbladder is just dead. I had exactly that start on me last September and didn’t get around to knowing the galbladder could wreak that much havoc until march and didn’t get it yanked until April.

i, too, LOOOOOOVE the cat piss. Keep it up!!

By: Lara

Lara — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:05:41 +0000

To Mocha Momma: May someone make you laugh today as you have just made me laugh. And may you not spit your coffee on your pants when that happens, as I may or may not have done. (But probably did.)

By: Laurie

Laurie — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:40:17 +0000

To the distant cousin who yells 12-step slogans at me in all caps in every single Facebook update (except when he’s calling his ex-girlfriend the c-word, so apparently every day is a new fresh hell? I mean, it’s like a variety show up in there): May you STFU, one day at a time.

Thanks for allowing me to host that mini-rant here. And nothing against 12-step, it’s just a bit…much in that context. And may the people who are annoying you and the myriad people who are annoying me quite simply go away, just for a few days.