One of my co-workers has a love of all things Hello Kitty which makes me automatically love her because if you like Hello Kitty then you automatically come into a relationship with 100 bonus points. If, however, you don’t like Hello Kitty then I have to question your ability to be the world’s only living heart donor. It’s Hello Kitty, for crying out loud! Hello. Kitty. She’s been a favorite of mine since I was a little girl and there’s something about the magic of her that doesn’t end when you grow up. Here is some evidence:
Cute. Colorful. Cuddly. Should probably be a world leader in my opinion.
My co-worker is new to the building and she has this fluffy, very soft Hello Kitty doll that sits on the top of her shelf. One of her other really awesome qualities is keeping a bowl full of candy on the corner of her desk. After Halloween she was stocked up on all the good candy and the reason for these current too-tight-jeans is all her fault. Well, her and the gazillion or so Snickers candy bars I ate whenever I went near her desk. She has since put her candy bowl up higher in her office and today when I walked in I found that someone had put Hello Kitty in a compromising position.
This is not my handiwork. I mean, I’m known to play pranks on people. But this was not me.
I can’t tell if Hello Kitty has committed suicide or if she’s drunk and passed out in the bowl. What other reason could there be? Do you think Hello Kitty is a big drinker?
November 20, 2009 @ 10:53 pm | Filed under But Funny To Me, Entertainment, I Have Questions and I Need Answers, NaBloPoMo | Permalink | Comments (10)
arin721 Said,
November 20, 2009 @ 11:10 pm
hello kitty is EVIL. evil, i say. see, i worked at a toy store when hello kitty first became popular and being the new kid, i pulled “hello kitty inventory” duty, which went something like:
…5639, 5641, 5642, 56… wait. did i skip a number? OMG HOW MANY TINY LITTLE BARRETTES CAN ONE JAR HOLD?!?! then lots of gnashing of teeth, pulling of hair… by the time inventory was done, i looked like i’d been wrestling bears. …then my boss walked by and said, “oh, btw, just eyeball it and guesstimate a number…”
and THAT’S how hello kitty became responsible for *at least* one homicide. though, come to think of it, they never made me inventory hello kitty EVER again. so. maybe she’s my hero, come to think of it ;o
Mocha Momma Said,
November 20, 2009 @ 11:18 pm
OMG. I need some Hello Kitty tiny little barrettes now.
Thank you very much.
(Cute story, by the way. Great visual.)
Jeannette Said,
November 21, 2009 @ 1:57 am
It’s obvious what’s happening in this picture. Hello Kitty is attempting to eat as many jello shots as she can without using her hands. Duh.
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Meg Evans Said,
November 21, 2009 @ 8:44 am
There was even a smell that the Hello Kitty stuff had–back when I was 8 or so and I’d spend what seemed like HOURS at the Hello Kitty/Little Twin Stars rack. Why, oh, why couldn’t my mom see that I NEEDED this stuff?
domestic extraordinaire Said,
November 21, 2009 @ 3:44 pm
I don’t know. Maybe Hello Kitty is a binge eater and she is purging so she can keep her cute kitten like figure. I mean, she is getting up there in years and we all know that age, gravity and slowing metabolism’s don’t help issues any.
Average Jane Said,
November 23, 2009 @ 9:24 am
Poor Hello Kitty can’t really drink or eat because she lacks a mouth.
Melanie @ Mel, A Dramatic Mommy Said,
November 23, 2009 @ 4:11 pm
Candy coma? I did the breast cancer 3 day this weekend and there was a team named Hello Titty. I will never be able to look at the cat the same way again.
Dorothy Stewart Said,
November 25, 2009 @ 12:20 am
I love this post. Hello Kitty is the best whether you’re 5 or 50!
Melissa Said,
March 11, 2010 @ 6:09 am
What an adorable little kitten! Sooooooo cute!