This week I am up to my eyeballs in stuff. Stuff like taking the kids swimming, going to the water park, playing more tennis than I’ve ever played in my life, getting tennis elbow, riding bikes, baking pies, getting in my 2 hours of writing each day, and generally getting ready to return to work. Tomorrow.
I said TOMORROW.
So I stopped at my new office today (new office! new school! new windows to see the sunlight!) and met one of the janitors there who quickly became my BFF. We all know that’s the way it works. If I ever expect to get my trash emptied and have him haul my boxes up to my new office, then I’d better find a way to make that man happy.
I meant with something like a nice lemon icebox pie. What were you thinking?
These last few hours of vacation are spent on important things like children, eating good food, going to the movies with a gaggle of friends tonight, and writing about shoes for BlogHer. And while I’m wrapping up my book and polishing off the necessary paperwork to go out and be rejected accepted by a publishing house, I was catching up on my Time magazine reading. They have a section where they ask people 10 questions that are supposed to be revealing in some way. What would you ask someone like Shirley Sherrod? I thought. Or that Old Spice guy, Isaiah Mustafa?
These are the zombie shoes I mention in that post. You should really go and read it now. Or maybe just order them online.
Then I came up with a contest. I like to get a sponsor for my blog contests sometimes, but others? Well, I like to do it my damn self. And I want to give away some of the books I’ve read to get my shelves ready for my own published book. SOMEDAY, right? A gal can hope.
So, ask your questions. I will try to answer them as honestly as possible and still keep some semblance of privacy. Ten will be chosen, but one of the ten chosen will win a box of books. From me to you. *Plus, a little surprise or two because I like to do that kind of stuff. It must be the Southern Hospitality my father instilled in me even though my Northern Hospitality mother is more likely to do this kind of thing.
Comments will close on Friday, July 30 when I look up from my desk at my new job and say, “Really? Only 17 people asked questions? Ok. Fine. I’ll still choose a winner.” and then I’ll answer the Ten Best Questions for a post on the following Monday.
This should be fun unless the fun is all in my head in which case I will just go an infuse some more vodka which is now a part of the summer fun in which I’ve been indulging AND OK I’LL STOP NOW JUST ASK SOME GOOD QUESTIONS.
*It is entirely possible that I might add goodies in this Book Box that have helped me have a good summer. Sunblock, tennis balls, infused vodka. (KIDDING. I don’t think that’s allowed. Is it?) I dunno. I’m feeling weird.
July 27, 2010 @ 2:26 pm | Filed under Contests! Prizes!, Games, Help A Brutha Out | Permalink | Comments (57)
Miss Grace Said,
July 27, 2010 @ 2:33 pm
Do you wear your hooker shoes in the day?
Mir Said,
July 27, 2010 @ 2:43 pm
A man has invited you to his place for dinner. No, don’t bring anything, he tells you—he’s cooking everything. The whole meal is from scratch, from appetizer to dessert.
Now: What did he feed you that renders you putty in his hands?
Miss Britt Said,
July 27, 2010 @ 3:13 pm
You have the house to yourself for the weekend. No one is going to be sharing your bed at night or possibly waking you up in the morning.
What do you wear to bed?
scout Said,
July 27, 2010 @ 3:51 pm
Do you think that kissing ass is important in the game of life? Or do you just plain ole think “Fuck that!”
When I was a teacher I hated that game. I felt like the only way I could teach anything other than 9th & 10th grade English was to kiss the ass of the Department Head. I hate that…..homie don’t play well with others sometimes. So, how do you feel about that? This was a topic of my therapy session today. lol
Trisha Said,
July 27, 2010 @ 4:26 pm
I’m a Harry Potter NUT. In the book, there’s this mirror that shows you having everything you’ve ever wanted. Harry, of course, saw himself standing next to his parents.
If you were to look in the mirror, what would you see? You surrounded by family? You holding a martini while wearing your zombie shoes? I wanna know!
Meg Evans Said,
July 27, 2010 @ 4:42 pm
Damn, these are good questions! Okay, here’s one: open presents Christmas Eve or Christmas morning?
Suniverse Said,
July 27, 2010 @ 5:13 pm
Ooooh questions!
If you had to live without a sense, which would it be?
Also, if you had to eat either someone else’s booger or a cockroach, which would it be?
Marie Said,
July 27, 2010 @ 5:37 pm
What are you more afraid of than anything?
Yolanda Said,
July 27, 2010 @ 5:42 pm
Are you holding on or letting go?
landismom Said,
July 27, 2010 @ 6:34 pm
Who would you rather have dinner with, David Sedaris or Kurt Vonnegut? Why? (I guess that’s technically two questions.)
Lu Said,
July 27, 2010 @ 7:03 pm
Those shoes are insane…why do I want a pair?
And, my question, do you believe in true love?
Jean Said,
July 27, 2010 @ 7:50 pm
OK.. what’s the most important thing you hope you’ve taught (or are teaching) your children about living a great life? You know, the life that makes a difference, that satisfies them inside, that makes the world better…
love and hugs,
Jean
Tricia Said,
July 27, 2010 @ 8:00 pm
If you could repeat one day of your life as you’ve lived it so far, which day would it be?
Lara Said,
July 27, 2010 @ 11:37 pm
What do you think was the absolute lowest point in human history? (You can define “lowest point” however you want.)
D. Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 7:18 am
You have an entire month to kill and unlimited resources to craft your dream vacation; what does that vacation look like?
dawn Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 7:45 am
What was the first age inappropriate book you read?
I remember reading Wifey by Judy Bloom in 8th or 9th and being so confused but also feeling a charge knowing I was reading something I shouldn’t. How times have changed as kids read Zane as freshman.
Beth Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 8:20 am
How do you define your happiness?
JaneB Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 9:19 am
We come to Springfield quite often on the weekends and are always ready to try out different restaurants. What’s your favorite place to eat in the area?
Irma Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 9:47 am
If you had the chance to go back in time and choose a different carrer, which would you have picked?
Elizabeth Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 10:06 am
Did you finish reading The Help, and if so, did your opinion change? I read it earlier this summer, after several of the older women I work with said “that’s just what it was like!” Of course, now I’m eyeing them all and hoping none of them were like Hillie!
Jeremy Pepper Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 10:46 am
Who is your favorite short Jew that comes to BlogHer each year? Yes, this is of vital importance. And do we get to hang out this year?
deb roby Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 10:56 am
Martinis: dirty or not?
DeLaMi Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 11:01 am
Hmm A good question… let me think.
What would cause you to end a friendship?
Suebob Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 11:50 am
When were you most in touch with your animal nature? (For instance, my sis said it was when she had first given birth and felt a fierce animal protectiveness for her baby)
Amy in StL Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 2:34 pm
A lot of my cute shoes give me blisters; but all in different spots. I’ve been trying to come up with a method to remember what shoes pinch what part of my foot. I’ve been unsuccessful, so I just bring bandaids and apply after the first bit of wearing when I start to feel the rub. What method do you have to ensure you’re prepared to wear you’re cutest shoes? Or do none of your shoes pinch?
Sam Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 3:50 pm
I am 5 months pregnant and all I can think about is food. So my question is
What is your all time favorite dessert?
karen p Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 4:21 pm
My daughter taught German in a middle school in Milwaukee. The district had a rule that a child could not receive a zero. They could refuse to do any work and would still not receive a zero. 60% was the lowest grade that could be given. What do you think of that kind of policy?
Mommela Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 6:36 pm
I’ve got cocktails. Wanna come over?
Laura Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 7:34 pm
What are your favorite pizza toppings?
How do you like your coffee?
If you could go anywhere in the world to visit, where would it be?
How often do you change your sheets? Towels?
Laura Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 7:35 pm
Salt on your margarita? Frozen or on the rocks?
What is your favorite food?
How often do you eat chocolate?
Pretzels or chips?
Laura Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 7:36 pm
What is your next biggest vince (after shoes)?
Laura Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 7:36 pm
How many pairs of shoes do you have?
Laura Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 7:37 pm
You can’t be too rich, too thin, or ????
Laura Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 7:38 pm
Tennis skirt/dress or shorts?
Laura Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 7:39 pm
What won’t you talk to people about?
Laura Said,
July 28, 2010 @ 8:24 pm
When you grow up, what do you want to be?
Sandy N. Said,
July 29, 2010 @ 5:45 am
If you could change anything about your life, what would it be and why?
Mrs BC Said,
July 29, 2010 @ 7:09 am
When will you have a competition where the prize is a pair of zombie shoes?
Mrs BC Said,
July 29, 2010 @ 7:15 am
What is your best time management tip? I mean really.How do you get it all done? AND have time to blog?
savannah Said,
July 29, 2010 @ 8:40 am
how do you do it all, sugar? i am impressed. but here’s my question: how are YOU?
be well/take care. xoxoxoxo
Bri Said,
July 29, 2010 @ 8:42 am
If you could borrow a power from any super hero, comic book character, movie character, or one of the witches of Charmed, what would it be? The most obscure character the better.
Oh, and to make it even more challenging, pick one that would help in your daily life, and one that would just be fun/give you joy.
Brittany Said,
July 29, 2010 @ 9:42 am
If you could return to a certain pivotal time in your life and start over from there, knowing everything that you know now, would you put your present life on the line for a chance of a better outcome?
Leah B Said,
July 29, 2010 @ 11:32 am
What is your best “words to live by” advice? Is there a quote/statement/life lesson that help shape who you have become?
Great contest! Thanks!
Amanda Said,
July 29, 2010 @ 12:53 pm
What is the one lesson you’ve learned that, when you reflect upon it, still makes you gasp with the horror of ‘what if I hadn’t'?”
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July 29, 2010 @ 1:46 pm
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JoPo Said,
July 29, 2010 @ 2:10 pm
Why do you remember your favorite teacher?
Mia Said,
July 29, 2010 @ 3:01 pm
If you were offered your dream job (whatever that may be) but you had to respond in 24 hours, couldn’t change your mind, and wouldn’t know the location – would you say “yes”? If so why, and if not, what would cause you to turn it down?
Angie Said,
July 30, 2010 @ 1:25 am
How much of a role does religion play in your daily life?
Angie Said,
July 30, 2010 @ 1:30 am
What is the most unique gift(s) that YOU would say you were blessed with, and what would OTHERS probably say your most unique gift(s) would be?
Angie Said,
July 30, 2010 @ 1:35 am
Would you ever move back to the Chicagoland area?
Angie Said,
July 30, 2010 @ 1:47 am
Have you ever gotten or given a butt whoppin’??
RD Said,
July 30, 2010 @ 6:13 am
How exactly do you begin to write a book about your life and experiences (and believe that anyone would be interested in it)? I guess this is both a technical question and a courage question–I would love to do this someday myself, but don’t even have a blog!
mommymae Said,
July 30, 2010 @ 8:13 am
well, you already have WAY more than 17 questions, but i’ll also ask.
“when are doming to phoenix?”
oh, wait. that’s not the down & drrty line of questioning you’re looking for.
“what do you admire most in yourself?”
SAB Said,
July 30, 2010 @ 8:54 am
Who is your favorite child?
-The only daughter?
-The red headed funny one?
-The wildly crazy awesome youngest one?
or…..
-The handsome, tall, soldier???
Vital question right there.
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thepsychobabble Said,
August 1, 2010 @ 11:51 am
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, what do you think will be your primary objective? In other words, what would you do first?
thepsychobabble Said,
August 1, 2010 @ 11:54 am
Also, where is the best place to get a calendar? Because clearly, I need one:p