I’m Really Good at Surveys

by Mocha Momma on December 18, 2010

Since the domain name lapsed on this here blog this week I had some scrambling to do to get it back. Since the someone who originally bought it failed to pass on the reminder notices to me is the person notorious for never getting back to me on big issues so therefore why would I expect him to send on small matters like blog domain purchases is totally unreliable, I had to call Go Daddy myself and guess what the password was so that I could buy it for myself.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME, Y’ALL.

And since I’m a staunch feminist and absolutely can’t stand the stupid commercials put out by Go Daddy I had to put in my two cents. Since Jesse, the customer service representative, was really nice to me and sympathized with my plight, I decided to mention him in my customer service survey they sent me.

The fact that I bought the domain years ago (okay, so it was my ex-husband) and had to renew it with you is the reason I still went with your company. But your ridiculously misogynistic, sexist commercials still turn my stomach. Grow the hell up, people. Not EVERY person out there is fascinated with breasts. Some people just want a good company. Luckily, Jesse was particularly awesome on the phone and I appreciated that. I just hope he wasn’t imagining my boobs as we talked. Your advertising makes it seem like you’re all a bunch of horny nerds.

But thanks for letting me buy the domain name.

Now, do something with my comments. Like, give them to your advertising department.

Anyway. Mocha Momma DOT COM is all mine and I’m back up and running. Expect great things.

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

*lynne* December 18, 2010 at 9:00 am

boobs!

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Johann December 18, 2010 at 9:08 am

Speaking as someone who IS fascinated* with breasts, I do have to agree with you. The GoDaddy commercials are more than a tad over the top with the misogyny. I guess they figure only 19-year-old males are interested in site hosting– or else those are the only ones in which GoDaddy is interested.

*And by “fascinated” I mean “obsessed”. Sorry. I gotta be me.
–Johann

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Rachel December 18, 2010 at 9:25 am

Love it.
I swear that everyone should fill out every survey from stores etc…. as long as they aren’t in a rage ;-)

Yours, perfect.

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@lindajones December 18, 2010 at 9:53 am

LOL!

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Faiqa December 18, 2010 at 11:16 am

Congratulations!! And, yes, on the Go Daddy… so ridiculous.

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Krystal Grant December 18, 2010 at 1:50 pm

So glad you’re back!

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Jil December 19, 2010 at 10:19 am

Very, very glad to have yoiu back. I also agree that the GoDaddy commercials are a study in sophmoric stupidity. They’re selling themselves short, then again we all do remember them too…

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angela December 19, 2010 at 11:43 am

Dumb. GoDaddy doesn’t care that you don’t like their commercials…you remember their name, and that’s all they’re really going for. It would be such a shame if you’d lost your domain, and we’d no longer be treated to your special brand of bitchiness. SO glad you managed to buy it! And trust me on this…NO ONE is imagining your boons. Yuck! Merry christmas!

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Angelina December 20, 2010 at 7:06 am

Good thing you’re back!

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Tom December 20, 2010 at 9:46 pm

Damn it! If I only knew I could have bought your domain name! The fun I would have had at your expense!

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