Formerly what I thought would be the Eternal Grad student, former literacy coach, Prissable-in-training. Currently a School Improvement Coach. I’m not quite a prissable yet, but I am a high school dean and the most important thing about that job is that I’m an administrator. Next year I’ll be an academic assistant principal. Sometime soon I’d like to go for that doctoral degree but how I’ll fit that in my life remains a mystery.
Lover of undercooked brownies and all manner of frosted cookies. Got a frosted cookie? I’ll be your best friend. I offer way too many people a pony when they suggest I’m younger than I actually am, but it’s fair to say that I’m aging well and not looking too pathetic in my tweenybopper t-shirts.
I’m always looking for the newest Jedi Mind trick to play on my students or my family. My life consists of bitching about the price of black hair care products and drinking coffee at an alarming rate (according to my doctor, but WHATEVER, I suppose I should actually pay attention to him since I licked his stethoscope because he dripped his latte on it earlier in the day).
I like reggaeton music because I can almost make out the words, books that grip me from page one, and black-and-white movies from the 1940s where they talk so fast you need to put on your closed captioning.
Oh, and I love pistachios. You need to know that.
*I’m such a lazy ass. Someday when I have ti..ti… I can’t even say it. It’s too pathetic. What am I? Stupid? Yes, I am. I will NEVER have time. So if you want to see some of my favorite posts, go to this entry and click away. Click, click, click.
