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		<title>To the Back of the Line</title>
		<link>http://www.mochamomma.com/2011/07/27/to-the-back-of-the-line/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 14:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Adrenalized]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I watch the story unfold about the Arkansas student Kymberly Wimberly I find myself uneasy about the facts being reported and how they&#8217;re slowly coming out, but I&#8217;m watching with great interest. The best possible newsworthy article I have seen thus far is this one by Jeneba Ghatt of The Washington Times. The short [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crossing The Line</title>
		<link>http://www.mochamomma.com/2010/06/16/crossing-the-line/</link>
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		<category><![CDATA[Flawed But Authentic]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Several weeks ago I was asked to be an adult participant at one of my former middle schools at their Challenge Day. I had dropped by the school a few weeks prior to Challenge Day and was asked if I would like to be a part of it. &#8220;What is it?&#8221; I asked the dean [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stuff I Owe</title>
		<link>http://www.mochamomma.com/2010/06/03/stuff-i-owe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 13:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First, I owe Mallory her birthday post. That poor kid hasn&#8217;t even gotten a birthday card from me because I spent all day Saturday moving out of my rental home and moving to my purchased one. I think it&#8217;s funny that my youngest asked me, &#8220;Mom? Is this our permanent home?&#8221; as if to imply [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Big Stuff</title>
		<link>http://www.mochamomma.com/2010/05/10/big-stuff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 12:40:50 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Brain Swamp]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Really, I&#8217;m not one to whine about things. Not entirely openly, that is. But, today is one of those days when I wonder just how everything will get done and what state I&#8217;ll be in by the end of it. How much I have to give to my work and my students and my staff [...]]]></description>
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		<title>As Good a Time as Any</title>
		<link>http://www.mochamomma.com/2010/05/05/as-good-a-time-as-any/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 14:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mocha Momma</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Can You Tell I've Been To My Therapist?]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes, when things come out of my son&#8217;s mouth I am a little surprised. The normal teenage stuff doesn&#8217;t shock me. I hear that stuff all day long at work. He&#8217;s fifteen and he&#8217;s very good at it. He can&#8217;t help himself. Most of what he talks about anyway are things like Naruto and why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life Unexpected</title>
		<link>http://www.mochamomma.com/2010/01/20/life-unexpected/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 05:40:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Freaky Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reuniting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This past week more than a few friends have reached out to me to ask how I feel about this new show on the CW called &#8220;Life Unexpected&#8221; and the last time this happened was when &#8220;Juno&#8221; came out. It is strange how I am the poster child in my circle for getting a measurement [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Had a Moment</title>
		<link>http://www.mochamomma.com/2010/01/11/i-had-a-moment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 04:54:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mocha Momma</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning I got to sit in on an interview with a student for a story being written by a reporter after I, in what is far too normal, opened my mouth to talk about my students. It is an occurrence that happens often once you get me talking about education. There is no reason [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>My Kindle Speaks To Me</title>
		<link>http://www.mochamomma.com/2010/01/04/my-kindle-speaks-to-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 02:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mocha Momma</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[All the cool kids are doing it]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[I Have Questions and I Need Answers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If I have to look at Oscar Wildeâ€™s face one more time with his taunting, strong jaw and piercing eyes that say, â€œWrite, damnit! Write!â€ then I may as well just throw my Kindle against the wall. Itâ€™s been collecting dust ever since I finished reading Julie and Julia: 365 Days, 524 Recipes 1 Tiny [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>26</slash:comments>
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		<title>New Traditions, Same Old Kelly</title>
		<link>http://www.mochamomma.com/2010/01/01/new-traditions-same-old-kelly/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mochamomma.com/2010/01/01/new-traditions-same-old-kelly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 00:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mocha Momma</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There have been a few folks that I know and love who are both practicing their writing and stretching themselves to think while using this template of answering questions about ushering in the new year and shoving that old year to the back of the closet because, dang, 2009! Some people just really did not [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>Just One of Many</title>
		<link>http://www.mochamomma.com/2009/12/23/just-one-of-many/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mocha Momma</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Brain Swamp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[But Funny To Me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Does This Confession Make My Ass Look Fat?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drugs make me write like this]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[SUPER RE-TARDO Growing up, we weren&#8217;t allowed to say the word &#8220;retard&#8221; or even &#8220;shut up&#8221;. Repressive Catholic parenting did that to me but we also never talked about sex and we all know where that lead. In any case, the other day I was at the store and these two brothers were fighting and [...]]]></description>
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