Today’s post is interactive and NO it doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that I’ve been neglecting my poor blog and NO it’s not because I don’t have anything better to write and NO… ok. Want the truth? I could use a silly laugh today. Yesterday was not at all a fun day at work what with taking weapons from students, dealing with the fire department junior division for a suspected arsonist, and the major depression in several of my students (by the way, today is National Depression Screening Day so please send the ones you love for help).

Since I missed the de-lurk and some readers still emailed me such nice happy thoughts I figured I would do it bass-ackwards and come up with my own. I’m leaving two words to start you off and your comment today must be two OTHER words to finish the thought. When I update later, I will take the comments and re-edit this post. That’s it, folks. Two words. Dos palabras.

Hopefully, this will be really funny. If not, then I’ll reconsider my own idea of fun and it’s probably going to mostly consist of lighting my farts.

Ready? Here’s the first two words:

When my…

*Edited: Ok, so not funny all the time. The fart one was funny, but I loved Cyndi’s poem she made out of it.

When my mother died.

When my heart broke.

When my tears fell.

When my life changed.

When my mother died.

Her contribution brought two other words to mind: Staggeringly heartbreaking.

*Challenge taken, Belinda*

The game. Oh, the game. In fact, it should be expressed this way: The Game. That’s due to it being something I will never forget. Much as I want to learn to put my pictures in my actual entry and be able to expand them to a size where they can be seen, I just can’t. I’m far too challenged (oops - did I forget to mention that there would be self-depracatory sentences on this post again? Damn. There will be more I’m sure. Wait for it.) and just can’t seem to get it right. Honestly, I don’t have the patience. Someone needs to sit next to me and SHOW ME HOW TO DO IT before I can actually get it.

So here. Go here for the pictures from the World Series that I took.

Saturday was Kennimus’ birthday and I got him a win from the Cardinals.

The fun around here never stops, either. Just to challenge myself further (read: make myself more crazy than normal by posting every single day during the month of November) I have signed up for Mrs. Kennedy’s brainchild NaBloPoMo. It sounds like a Native American name or a communicable disease, but really it’s less stressful than the NaNoWriMo that I could never do without a lot of coffee.

No. Really. A lot would be required for me to do that one. So I signed myself up for the National Blog Posting Month and must write daily from November 1 through the 30th. Just to make it more fun for myself and make the neuroses I harbor linger closer to the surface of my psyche, I have decided to take Belinda’s suggestion to keep the “You Should…” titles going and maybe, just maybe, I’ll do it for the whole month.

Maybe.

You should talk me out of it.

Please?

Yes, we were rained out. But! In case you were the ones doing a little rain dance (I saw you, Queenie. You don’t fool me. And, NO, I shall not wear a “D” on my shirt whilst in St. Louis, thankyouverymuch. Unless it is to stand for “Diva” and really… do I need to advertise that any more? I think not.)

Luckily, our seats were covered from the rain but two rows right in front of us? Completely wet. It made for a lot of snuggling.

Which brings me to the snuggling I did while sitting in my seat eating a hot dog and drinking the most expensive beer I’ve ever had (best comment from our group last night: You know, the last time I spent $100 on beer I actually got to get drunk from it.) and stealing some nachos from my sister-in-law. No, I did not snuggle with Kennimus. Instead, I snuggled with the VERY LARGE MAN WHO SAT NEXT TO ME.

When we sat down there was no one else sitting to my right and I got to take over the armrest (a favorite pasttime of mine - see who moves first so you can keep the armrest all the way through a movie or sporting event… ’tis quite fun and amusing for me but I’m just this side of crazy, so don’t go listening to me) and when their group came through I was mostly thinking Don’t you dare spill my $8 beer while you get to your seat. Please don’t. Please. Don’t. Don’t! and I was spared because it was intact. But they they stood next to their seats for a while and milled around and I whispered to Kennimus “I’m totally getting this armrest when this guy sits down. Watch. It’s mine.” and he was all “Yeah, right.”

When Mr. Very Large Man finally sat down I couldn’t even SEE the armrest anymore. His girth took over the armrest. And some of my seat, too.

Damn. I hate losing.

Since it was so cold, however, he made for a fantastic personal heater so I’m here to publicly announce to the wonderful St. Louians that they kept me warm while waiting for the game to start.

Now, wouldn’t this be cool? If the game goes on tonight as planned and the CARDINALS WIN and then our tickets, which are now good for Friday night’s game, allowed us to see the final game if the CARDINALS WIN and I’m at the last World Series game of 2006? Yes, it would be cool.

No more rain dances people. I need good karma. Pass some good karma to me and I’ll share my $8 beer and my personal heater, Mr. Very Large Man. Oh, and I’ll bring Yadier to Belinda. He’s so small he’ll fit in my pocket. However, he is awfully cute so he might not make it down to you. You can come visit him at my house. (The soul patches? Geez. Don’t get me started. On the men I can take it. But the women? Let me say here and now: ALL KINDS OF NO.)

If you’re really good, I’ll snuggle with you, too…

I’d love to do a reverse FAQ but then it wouldn’t really be a FAQ, but just thoughts that I have a lot of times that I want to ask people. So, sharpen your pencils (number 2 please because they are the ONLY ones that work for the Scan-Tron machine), take a water/coffee/scotch break before beginning, and then have a seat. Keep your eyes on your own paper. There is NOTHING interesting on your shoe so don’t stare at it trying to look for answers. Keep your sleeves rolled down, please. Neck-craning is not allowed and neither is “just cracking your neck”. I don’t buy that crap. I’m a seasoned teacher.
Ready for the backwards FAQ?

Ok.

Lately, depending on the type of entry I write, I’ve noticed that lurkers come out to either tell me I’m funny or that crying is ok in yoga. Ok, not that one. But I just wonder sometimes what makes a person decide to tell on themselves and leave a comment and is it like confession where you start with “Bless Me Mocha, For I Have Lurked”?

I’m taking two classes for the admin masters and one for the reading. The texts are, admittedly, academic in nature and don’t stimulate like a good fiction book. So I’m wondering what are you reading this summer? What would you recommend? Do you have a favorite author? People have asked about the Chicago Bloggers Book Choices and I have not gotten around to it yet, but read what Gary said about his book here. Ariana mentioned that I would like Augusten Burroughs and she was right. I have only read the first free chapter that I downloaded here but I can tell already that I will love him in an entirely inappropriate-but-trying-to-be-platonic manner. Davecago folks, please post your reads, ok? Everyone is dying to know. Dying, I tell you.

After I’m done puking out an entry I always feel the need to use a category which is not a huge stress point in my life, but sometimes I wonder do you really care what the category is?

As soon as I care to take the time to figure it out I will post more pictures here instead of flickr but the last time I did that it moved stuff around and it looked all wonky and I hated it. Do you prefer to see pictures embedded in an entry and then just forget about clicking on flickr or does it matter?

Summer blockbuster movies just aren’t what they used to be and that, quite frankly, pisses me off because I do so love my butter with some popcorn and will admit that I’ve gone to the movie theatre BECAUSE OF THE POPCORN AND HOT TAMALE CANDIES. So, in the spirit of supporting the local video store proprietors since Summer 2006 movies SUCK, I am curious what movies are rentable and that you like to watch and re-watch? For instance, I can’t get enough of Eddie Izzard’s Dress To Kill (which Mason and I say in our uber-hip lingo of “D2K”) right now and would recommend it to anybody. I don’t care if you have issues with transvestites or not. Everyone needs some Eddie. Even little old church ladies who would gasp to see him in person need some Eddie.

When I don’t get a chance to answer everyone in the comments I have SUCH GUILT and worry that people will be disappointed. Look at me. I’m such a people-pleaser sometimes. It does not fit with the hard-ass bitch I purport to be. Is it wrong that I’m getting to the point where I can’t answer everyone? I think that I just need to pick and choose from now on and that’s such a great thing with all the loverly comments you people leave!