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All I Can Muster Today

Weather sucks outside

Hair looks like a Chia Pet

Damn humidity

Started work today

I’m a dean? How’d that happen?

I have much to learn

Gazebo? Gazelle?

No, Morgan, a lion can’t

Eat a gazebo

Shark Week haunts my dreams

I’m afraid I’ll pee the bed

Swimming for my life

Racism just sucks

Sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks

That’s about it, right?

That size 10 dress fit

Where is my badonkadonk?

It was here last week

Away from home I

can’t poop in a hotel room

I feel lighter now

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