All I Can Muster Today
Weather sucks outside
Hair looks like a Chia Pet
Damn humidity
Started work today
I’m a dean? How’d that happen?
I have much to learn
Gazebo? Gazelle?
No, Morgan, a lion can’t
Eat a gazebo
Shark Week haunts my dreams
I’m afraid I’ll pee the bed
Swimming for my life
Racism just sucks
Sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks
That’s about it, right?
That size 10 dress fit
Where is my badonkadonk?
It was here last week
Away from home I
can’t poop in a hotel room
I feel lighter now


