You know how I am with useless information, so here’s more: whether you have one haiku or seventy of them, the word does not have an S at the end. You don’t have haikus. You always have haiku. I’m not sure why the word can’t be pluralized, but there you have it. So, I offer several haiku.

So, did you notice?

All my flickr pics are gone

Except for the shoes

Resume building

Plus interview readiness

Could mean a new job

Important new job

Doesn’t jar with the blog life

What’s a gal to do?

Some heartfelt gestures

Have been taken the wrong way

To which I say crap

The last comment here?

Some of it was on target

The rest of it? Ouch.

You’ve been watching me

Hey! All you district people

You and your big mouths

Difficult to say

This blog has come to an end

Difficult to say

Full Moon

We, here at Mocha Momma, strive to make things interesting and fun and caffeinated. In the interest of making sure I don’t completely spill my guts here all over the internet (seriously, the mess? You don’t want to know) I’ve decided to institute a little game called “Two Words” where you have to make an inference about what is going on in my life.

Today, I shall provide you with a clue: I didn’t write this post until AFTER I got to school this morning. (I will totally deny this and remove it from my post should I happen to get in trouble for this.)
Have fun. Be nice. To everyone who has sent me e-cards, uplifting e-mails, and general funny stuff (Duuude, link some funny stuff here because they are HILARIOUS and we need to S-H-A-R-E.)

Provide me with some entertainment, would ya? I could use some laughter today.