Hey there! This is Tom, the Malathionman. I guess it’s my turn to take a shot at entertaining Kelly’s cult readers while she is supposedly resting. I know better. Like most educators that I know, she is working a second job during the summer. You would think the people educating our children would know how [...]
I believe an introduction is in order here. Hello, my name is Heather B. (or HB if you’d like) and I write for a wildly unpopular site called No Pasa Nada. It’s a well detailed account of my life after I graduated from college in Washington, DC. This means that every other post is about how [...]
So last week, when the lovely Kelly invited me to guest post for her here on her blog, I immediately said, “yes, yes, oh, a thousand times yes!” before realizing that this actually meant that I might, oh, you know, have to WRITE something. As this fact began slowly dawning on me, I began to [...]
Psst! It’s Angela from Fluid Pudding! I have commandeered Mocha Momma’s website for the day so she can grab some well-deserved rest! Rest up, Mocha! (Then get up and go shoe shopping! And treat yourself to the most fancy pants coffee you can find! And head up to St. Louis, because I’m itching to grab [...]
My younger sister, Tracy, once jokingly told our mother that when whites and blacks get together to make babies they should sign an agreement that they would pay for the hair care for those children for the remainder of their lives. I’m going to have to agree to that. I didn’t learn how to do [...]
Since I had to attend an Administrator Academy within this fiscal year to meet the requirements for remaining an administrator I won’t let it go by without note. Aren’t you lucky? It’s like you took the class with me today except you didn’t have to pay for it nor do you get the “lunch provided”. [...]
Today I smell extra good. My butt looks good in this summer skirt. My hair is curling properly and not puffing up to planetary proportions. My zits have all cleared up. I’m not bloated. My teeth are super shiny and clean. That must be why three advertisers contacted me today. What else could be the [...]
My blog is wearing a new dress. I got to choose between an A-line, an empire waist and a sari. I’m going for comfort, though, because I’m past 30 and I don’t have to put up with that crap anymore. It’s all cleaned up on the side and I have a new way to display [...]
Just in time for Thanksgiving. Happy Assimilated Culture Turkey Day!
I’ve come to some realizations… My feet are big but my sons are bigger now and that somehow comforts me. This time of year I crave a clove cigarette and some hot apple cider but I know the clove cigarette will burn my lungs and not really be as tasty as I want it to [...]
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