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Anything For You

While you’re sitting there frustrated at me and throwing tennis balls at my head, rest assured: I’m switching servers and hosting sites to better serve you. Anything for you. Yes, you. That other place I’m writing is temporary, but for the next week or so I’m guest posting over here. It’s my first “guest post” [...]

Finally. Making Up Titles Is Fun!

Whew! Monthlong blogging has left me…well… full of all sorts of titles that I haven’t been able to use. Some of them come to me in a moment and are then GONE like the frosted cookies at the office Christmas party. Other times, I remember to write them down and keep a list. I do [...]

Christmas Conspiracies

Mallory was home this weekend to work at a new job she got just in time for the holiday season Christmas. The weekend before we met her in the eastern part of Illinois for a wedding we attended where she was a bridesmaid. (The slide show can be seen here.) Each time, I’ve only spent [...]

You Should Hate Me

It’s not because Mrs. RW, the wife of Mr. RW, gave me a link to this bracelet which I immediately ordered and which came in the mail and I wore today. It’s not because Mrs. RW’s link prompted me to buy the bracelet and thus begin receiving e-mails from Acorn since I ordered from them [...]

I’m Not Quite Done With This

I got a lot of great comments and questions from my post on my disgust with this “new academy” that is being put together. First, I loved how Deannie asked That Question about the race of the gentlemen who want to take our students from us for this school. Yes. In fact, they are African-American [...]

Blogiversary Goodness

Today is my Blog Birthday. Where are my presents I’d like to know, hmmmm? When in doubt, always go with Tiffany’s. You can’t go wrong there. I’ll wait for you to send it to me. To celebrate, the Mommybloggers have decided to feature me. I know! You’re shocked, too, right? Go show me some love [...]

My Week. It Was Long.

Rules. They Are Stupid. Must… stop… BREAKING THEM. You will think I’m kidding, but I am not. When I was asked to attend a conference here at the Hamburger University at McDonald’s Office Campus (special coffee everywhere) I was apprehensive to say the least. I’m staying at ANOTHER Hyatt after checking out of a Hyatt [...]

Jayne Hates Me

But BlogHers tolerated me during this weekend. As is evidenced by much licking going on. I am going to stay away from the flickr site with all the updates until I have recovered a bit, but I’ve been told there are lots of great pictures there. Trying to update has been awful since Jayne is [...]

Monday Minutiae

There are a myriad of things I wish people would have just told me so as to minimize the pain of dealing with crap later on. For instance, couldn’t my mother have told me that I would have this coarse, black hair that would grow out of my face where no black hair should be? [...]

You Can Never Have Enough Ass

It’s official. Not only does McDonald’s offer their new premium blend (which they need to define as “tastes like ass”), but Dave over at Blogography agrees: Ass Coffee should be seen as such. Thanks, Dave! I’m pretty sure they’re going to contact me soon to be a spokesperson for their coffee and then I’ll be [...]

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