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You Can Never Have Enough Ass

June 24, 2006

It’s official. Not only does McDonald’s offer their new premium blend (which they need to define as “tastes like ass”), but Dave over at Blogography agrees: Ass Coffee should be seen as such. Thanks, Dave! I’m pretty sure they’re going to contact me soon to be a spokesperson for their coffee and then I’ll be [...]

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Q.A.F.

June 20, 2006

I’d love to do a reverse FAQ but then it wouldn’t really be a FAQ, but just thoughts that I have a lot of times that I want to ask people. So, sharpen your pencils (number 2 please because they are the ONLY ones that work for the Scan-Tron machine), take a water/coffee/scotch break before [...]

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The People vs. Kelly

May 22, 2006

There really was a post here this morning when I hit the “publish” button, but apparently everyone and everything wants to give me a hard time today. The People’s Evidence #1: After buying a new tire to replace the one WITH THE NAIL IN IT the Low Tire Pressure light came on again. Evidence #2: [...]

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I probably didn’t deserve it…

May 17, 2006

…but my husband is really supporting my photography habit and bought this for me for Mother’s Day. (Be careful. The image is HUGE.) My boys got me gift certificates for pedicures and manicures which is nice because sandal season is upon us. Would someone please tell that bitch Mother Nature? Because she has everything screwed [...]

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Where To Begin…

May 16, 2006

Dear me. It appears that I’ve gone and done it once again and changed everything around, but this is my final home. The moving men have come and shown off their luscious muscles and set me down here so I’m staying. The blogger account will be taken down and yet I had seriously considered staying. [...]

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What are you doing here?

May 15, 2006

When you know I’ve got a new address. Don’t know what it is? But…but… I thought everyone knew. Mocha’s got a new site.

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Butter. A Family Tradition.

May 15, 2006

We bring our own traditions to our home and there are some I have learned to let go of and some that are so important that I discuss with Ken how to mesh the two. Every Mother’s Day I get the requisite breakfast in bed which is a tradition my own father began with my [...]

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Custom List: Note to Self

May 14, 2006

Note to Self Thank you, Kennimus. You rock my world.

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How Sweet It Is

May 13, 2006

I finished my very last paper for Prof. Prick this evening and it really was a piece of cake. Quite frankly, I was wanting some cake when I was done. As I closed my laptop before dinner was ready I saw Ken walk in the front door with a shiny packet in his hand. Why [...]

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Hello world!

May 12, 2006

Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!

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